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• We celebrated the hour by watching our big screen plasma, word is it uses 4x as much power as a regular tv. Just to be safe though, the boys were watching another tv downstairs.

• In the name of Climate Change, it is currently 9:00 pm Sat. 3/28/2009 and EVERY SINGLE LIGHT IS ON at our house. We are doing a load of laundry and the large flat screen is screaming something about cool combat stuff that guys like and send Hippies running for a toke. That's right, we are encouraging climate change cause last summer it was too damned hot a couple of days. And for a little frosting on the cake, we drove around in our black car that has black interior, and get 20 mpg on a good day going downhill. Take that you stupid, changing environment and all of your little mindless acolytes.

• OMG!!!!! That's just it, Global Warming/Climate Change (hat tip to Chuck) is a religion!

• Wait, it gets even better! Ferdinand of Reddit just disses us with this:

  "...the headline is not merely stupid, it's evil."

  Evil? Is this a religion or something?

• This article is posted at Reddit. You must read this comment from it:

  If you can't understand that climate is separate from weather (cold), I think you're part of the problem.

  - GreenWizard (no, I did not make that up!)

  So, let me try and wrap my small brain around this. First we had the Ice Age scare in the around the 70's. We were all going to freeze to death. Then we were going to all catch on fire in Global Warming, and Al Gore proved this to us beyond a shadow of a doubt (so proven that he will not debate anyone on the subject). But then the "facts" starting slipping away, some climatologists had the guts to risk their jobs and speak out, the idea that the 7 hottest years were in the last decade was debunked, some started saying that the next 15 years could get cooler, and the public opinion polls showed skepticism of a warming planet (especially caused by man)--while we had some severely fricken cold winters, by the way. So, the brilliant scam artists quietly renamed it climate change, to account for any temperature change. Funny, we used to call that weather.

  So now, the climatechangologists cannot figure out what the hell is going on and have to desperately save this issue, as it's the greatest scheme ever for worldwide wealth distribution, their ultimate goal.

  So, now Climate Change has nothing to do with temperature, according to the Green Wizard.

  Folks, you just cannot make this stuff up.

• Patriot, remember it's "climate change" now. This way if a river overflows from too much snow and cold, it's because of climate change. They switched it when everyone was realizing that global warming was a scam.

• Hilarious! 'Global warming' proponents are the true mind numbed robots. Even though global temps are dropping they still insist that the is in fact proof of 'global warming'. In fact, whatever the weather does is blamed on 'global warming'. I do agree with them on one thing; global warming is man made. The entire idea is a human contrivance for the purposes of confiscating wealth.