Fabio’s high school graduation photo. What? That’s not Fabio?

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• What flavor is your kool-aid, Captain Krunch?
  Like it hasn't effected you.

• A confused heart will make a confused face

• Its not over bearing and its not just the male features that gives it away. The eyes are Rachel's

• I actually thought it was Joe Biden!
  The square jaw and high forehead were what threw me, but it does look like a pre-op tranny.

• That's easy! Keith Olbermann. The picture was taken prior to his addadicktome. Unfortunately the doctors screwed up and made him one big dick!

  • Wee-pubic-uns... (geez, name-calling isn't nearly as satisfying for me as it seems to be for so many on this blog. Hmmm...) How is it that Keith Olberman and Rachel Maddow have become such a threat to the republicans out there? They're both hilarious! FOX's 'Fair-and-Balanced' leaves me laughing, too--but because the stupidity of what they call 'news' is what some 'sheeple' actually rely on as factual information--I mean, it's unbelievable just how gullible some people are! And that someone like Rash Limberger or Glen Beckward could even be considered worthy of broadcasting on public airwaves...? (Wow... they're just pathetic!) And for the record, Rachel Maddow was then, and still is, a gorgeous woman--not that her looks make her any more or less attractive as a brilliant talk show host. I just wish she could get Sarah Palin to accept her invitation for an interview--THAT would be the greatest show ever, don't you think?

    • We'd like to thank you for boosting our self esteem. Reading your comments makes us feel as witty and sophisticated as Noel Coward. (Look him up after you finish studying for your GED.)

• musta been in pre-lib days. it's actually smiling!

• Men are sooo predictable. Put blond hair on anything, and they start to drool!! A picture is nothing more than a fantasized reality. Although, she looks better as a blond (or more feminine); she still looks the same. I think her mannerisms were, at the time, a giveaway she would be sporting a butch cut in her future.

  • Actually on this one I got to say that she was very good looking back then. It is POSSIBLE that her behavior was less than femine back then, but her smile there (to me) seems sincere in the "I do want to look pretty and cute and feminine in this photo right here" way. She doesn't have that smile anymore. Her smile now is sarcastic and mean looking and actually not very heartfelt. However now that I do look at her more I can see that she DOES have the same features, they are just soften by the pearls, hair and (to me) genuine smile. In the end unless she makes it quite clear we won't know what was going on with her at that point in her life... was there confusion? there wasn't? etc.

    • The libs got to her, and taught her that being pretty is an anti-feminist act. I know lots of women these days that could very easily be knockouts, but liberalism has taught them that it is wrong to do so.

      • I'm sure she was closeted back then

        I've seen old Ellen stand-up routines before, and its jarring to hear her material go on and on about her boyfriend

        Rachel still had that long neck and slopey shoulders back then.. I suppose she does what she can

        (btw i dated lots of pretty liberal girls in my 20's.. i still dont know where you get that idea.. It reminds me of the old jokes about Russian or Soviet women.. and lo and behold, those countries now are full of knockouts.)

        • Liberalism was different when you were in your twenties, Alien. It didn't have such ugliness in it then.

  • I am OUTRAGED at your sexist generalizations about men! I have never been so utterly and completely insulted! Oh wait. You were talking about blondes... oh, well hell yeah that's true.

    • Hahaha.. Yes, it was terribly sexist of me; I do apologize! However, I would not dare generalize about women with butch hair cuts... just sayin'.

• Eventually the inner ugliness of liberalism manifests itself on the outside.

• OMG is that really Rachel Madcow? That is so crazy. Look what liberalism, progressivism and lesbianism can do to a person... Yikes!

• Barrack Hussy Obama?