Harry Reid announces that he’ll begin beating his wife on November 3, 2010

Senate Democrat leader Harry Reid says unemployed men beat their wives. And since Harry will undoubtedly be unemployed as of Wednesday, November 3, we suggest that Mrs. Reid take a self-defense course or two.

The Hill reports the story of Punchy Harry’s pugilistic prognostications:

Reid, speaking in the midst of a Senate debate over whether to pass a $15 billion package meant to spur job creation, appeared to argue that joblessness would lead to more domestic violence.



“I met with some people while I was home dealing with domestic abuse. It has gotten out of hand,” Reid said on the Senate floor. “Why? Men don’t have jobs.”

Reid said that the effects of joblessness on domestic violence were especially pronounced among men, because, Reid said, women tend to be less abusive.

“Women don’t have jobs either, but women aren’t abusive, most of the time,” he said.

“Men, when they’re out of work, tend to become abusive,” the majority leader added. “Our domestic crisis shelters in Nevada are jammed.”

Our money’s on Mrs. Reid. We’re pretty sure she can beat that pasty, sunken-chested little fella like a drum.

Of course, it won’t be nearly as bad as the beating he gets from his Republican opponent.

Source: The Hill

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  • Is he still married? His wife must love him because ewww. All that stretched skin just makes him look mummified. I wish I lived in a world where this person would just not have gotten into politics in the first place, but him gone would be good although the damage he has done is going to be hard to clean up if it can be cleaned up at all.

  • Note t KnowNothings:
    you can't rebuild the economy (need stimulous) and cut taxes at the same time.
    The economy is beginning to recover, but it took deficit spending to do it...why not cut military?
    Ok: try this: do not use federally funded highways, public schools, bank insurance, medicare, social security and so forth...then you will cut deficit.
    Now: what will you give up?

  • I somehow doubt that harry has been in the same room with his wife for any reason for a very, very long time.

  • Fast Forward....Fox News November 3, "Former Majority Senate Leader Harry Reid was arrested last nite for beating his wife. She was rushed to a Las Vegas Hospital. The former Senator was in shock by his defeat last nite. Mr. Reid , who is now unemployed, and his wife will be evaluated later today by a Vegas "Death Panel." Your call.....Is Mr. Reid a Patriot or a Pinhead?

  • Too bad Harry doesn't propose a bill that would actually spur economic activity instead of running up the national debt.