Our favorite hate mail of the week: Che’s Best Friend

We’ve upset a Communist, which, of course, makes doing this at 3:30 a.m. all seem worthwhile.

We did a story back in December titled “Ten Che Guevara quotes the left would rather not talk about.” You may have noticed an increasingly angry series of comments from a reader who calls himself Che’s Best Friend. (Far be it from us to nitpick, but wouldn’t Che’s Best Amigo be more appropriate?)

Perhaps "Che's Best Friend" was upset because we said, "The only good Che is a dead Che"

Well, Che’s Best Friend sent us a special email yesterday. We thought you might enjoy it as much as we did.

To: Editor
From: Che’S Best Friend
chesfriend@****.com

Message:
Whatever you say or do against Che’s image…..the U.S. made the mistake of having him murdered which is the dumbest thing an enemy can do to a leader, and made him an eternal martyr no matter what….DUMB,

JUST PLAIN DUMB!! That why you have this website …… socialists will always be socialists….When Capitalists murder for ‘the cause’ it right….I rest…..

BTW what did all the American soilders die for in Vietman, not to mention Civilians…..American security, right???

Your website is the hate not the email responses……as always it’s a travesty!!

Like all Empires before n since this one will fall too….I hope I live to see it!!

Pleasant dreams ‘I hate the Media’!!

I would never trust you…………

We checked Che’s Best Friend’s ISP and found that it’s located in Washington, DC.

Barry, is that you?

This post was last modified on April 22, 2011

editor:

View Comments (24)

  • Well uhhhh, I have um said time and time again that you WILL be um held accountable for your uh blasphemy!!!

  • Oh uh you just think that I'm err golfing. I um am working uh on perfecting the 1 or um 2 aspects of uh myself that uh need some um tweaking. Also, I'm uh here to um tell you that uh Che is NOT dead!! Uh he has been uh pulling my...err advising me for many uh years um now. He has um, I mean I have uh had my Secret Civilian Security Force uh documenting um every word that is uh posted on um I Hate the Media and soon uh you will be err uh changing your um attitude.

  • Well, uh, Editor...you um got me. I am um Che's Best Friend. Uh I dint think you would err catch on that uh quickly.

      • Goodness... go to a speech class and learn not to stutter! And take our president with you!

    • We knew it from day -100. Yes. We knew that you were his best friend before you were anointed god.

  • "Che's Best Friend",

    As I've said before the best thing Che ever did in his life was get himself killed. He went from inept revolutionary leader to communist martyr: St. Che, patron saint of the firing squad. Che's biggest success has been in keeping the capitalist t-shirt industry profitable for over 40 years. I have a Che t-shirt too, but on mine Che sports Mickey Mouse ears.

  • TO: Che’S Best Friend
    chesfriend@****.com

    FROM: hisham

    Message: Cry me a river you little socialist muggle. I hope I live long enough to find out which basement you inhabit and flood it with urine.

  • The other day, I happened to catch a few minutes of ed schultz's radio show-it hurt-and one of his callers railed about how the republicans killed all the indians.......of course ignoring the fact that the founder of the democrat party-Andrew Jackson, ignored a ruling by the SCOTUS(the only president to ever do that), and stole all the Cherokee land and businesses in the carolinas and georgia, and marched those who survived that attack(by 15,000 US troops), on the TRAIL OF TEARS, where many died of starvation and exposure.....
    So, it is no wonder that "Friend of che" is so retarded, he knows not why Che was killed-and also ignores the hundreds of thousands, if not millions who were murdered by che gueverra and his monkeyboys. I hope you live to see the US fall to friend of che-because when all of those of us who are smart enough to keep and bear arms lose our guns-you will not be safe-and that is when you will be murdered by the very communists you think will make your beliefs come true! I am sure you will be wondering why your beloved commies are killing everyone, as the axe comes down on you. You will wonder why, when you supported them, they came for you-and the answer is-you are easy prey-and they have to cull the herd in order to start over. no one will be safe when we can no longer protect you! So be careful what you wish for fartknocker-my suggestion is you go back to DC or San Fran, wherever the lefty congressperson or senator you work for is from and build a bomb shelter-cause you are going to need it jackass!
    As for Che-when he died, he was begging for his life, like the pussy that he was. And he is lucky I wasn't there-because it would have been a very long, very painful process-not quick and painless as it was.

  • What a towering intellect.
    Can somebody put their tin foil hat on and translate this piece of crap ?

    • Lee: "Can somebody put their tin foil hat on and translate this piece of crap ?"

      Damn that Slowlivia... never around when you need her. Must be on a union break or helping to roll prayer rugs.