Clinton invades Biden’s turf, screws up twice in one day

Poor Joe Biden. Just when the verbally-challenged vice president thought he had secured his position as the administration’s buffoon-in-chief, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has called his bluff.

Clinton gave Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov a present today that was meant to symbolize President Obama’s promise to “press the reset button” on Russo-American relations.

When Lavrov unwrapped the gift, he found a big, red push button imprinted with a Russian word “peregruzka.”

“We worked hard to get the right Russian word,” Clinton joked. “Do you think we got it?”



“You got it wrong,” Lavrov said. He told Clinton the word on the button actually meant “overcharge.” 



Hilarity ensued. Clinton cackled her phoniest demonic laugh and Lavrov laughed the rich, full laugh of a used car dealer about to unload a lemon at full retail.

“Damn it,” Hillary thought to herself, “I wonder how you say ‘$%#& Obama’ in Russian.”

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  • The Associated Press would like Americans to believe that our representatives have no clue what they are doing. Judging from comments on the various message forums Americans are gullibly buying the simplistic explanation that our State department supposedly doesn’t know how to translate the word “reset” into Russian. Nonsense! The Russian word peregruzka appears at the top of the button, spelled in latin letters. If this was meant to be a literal translation, why would the letters be in Latin? The english translation for this word is “overload” and anyone that knows how to type a few letters into an online translation website can easily figrue that much out. An english word appears below the button and that word is “reset”. These words do very much make sense together: when something is overloaded (like a circuit), you reset it.

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  • I knew HillBilly would somehow manage to screw up, but I thought it would be in the second year, not the second week. She'll burn-out by then. Did you see her Chinese counterpart with a firm grip on her delicate little hand as she tried to smile, not knowing what to do? I would have kicked him in the groin. I despise the Chinese Communists for their prison camps, forced labor and running their goddamn factories full-blast 24/7, choking to poor, sufferring people of that bloated oligarchy. The only people who are well-fed are the ruling class, while the rest are skinny and afraid. They are begging for our help. What can a weakling like HillBilly do to stop the sufferring of the good people of China, while the stinking communists cannot even hold an honest Olympics. Give me a break. HillBilly has got to go...