Attention all Muslims: The idiot Imam says Pepsi is a Zionist plot to control the world

These are tough times in the soft drink wars. Last week Hugo Chavez banned Coke Zero in Venezuela. This week, an idiot imam tells Muslims to boycott Pepsi because its name is really an acronym that stands for “Pay Every Penny Saving Israel.”

Next week’s headline: Pope condemns Mountain Dew.

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  • OK - old lady news here (Maybe) sometime in the oh, the last 40 years - since I left my teens - there as a major conspiracy flap in this country about certain trademarks; as much as I paid attention at it, it may still be going on. It has been so long ago, I can't remember the details. I do remember that people were claiming certain logos meant that companies were in league with oh... scary, scary powers... ohhhhhhh.

    This is what this reminds me of!

    Also - reminds me of the pedantic priests and Hierarchy of the Roman Catholic Church during the Middle Ages. Clergy, when they are desperate to amass power and the best way to do that is to make the world an increasingly scary place and keep it terrifying . It is religion on eternal 'Red Alert". --- We are watching the same mindset in the current administration - "Let no crisis go to waste!"
    "The Evil One (The Devil, Pepsi, the Jews, the Americans, the Witches, the Heretics) is out the get you. my children, now come to me I will protect you. Believe what I teach and you will be saved!" "Now, come on, lets all hold hands!"
    The entire fiction of a cruel and punishing God (Such as allah in Islam.) makes God the bad scary guy - Growl..

    Growl. Manipulation of innocence always gets my blood boiling. There are really scary, dangerous enemies in every age and there is fake ones used to control the masses. One of the signs of growing up, being a strong mature soul, is knowing which is which.

    (or witch is which) ? sorry, that was uncalled for!

  • Is it too much to ask that you understand the diversity of Islamic thought? I doubt you would suggest not respecting Christianity because of the nonsense some sects have peddled. Anyway. I like how you wrote "the" imam, as if there weren't any others.

    • Yes, there may be great, kind, merciful mystical Imams out there, dr winger, but show them to me, perhaps? Show me the ones speaking of allowing Jews to live in peace in the Middle East, That All religions and ethnicities must live in peace and understanding.. the ones who say "love your enemies, do good to those who persecute you" "Be kind as your Father in heaven is kind for He allows the Rain to fall on the just and the unjust!"

      Show me the ones who say that Islam must stop hanging women & homosexuals for sexual misconduct. Should stop making cruel and unnecessary war on Israel, should allow equal rights for all mankind - should stop threatening the entire world with destructive weapons and terrorism...

      The ones that are in limelight of the media are just as bad as the Popes that declared crusade (Innocent III comes to mind!) Or the Great Inquisitors like Dominic, Torquemada, and Cardinal Bellarmine. They are just as superstitious and idiotic, living in the glass houses of ancient theology that teaches nothing about REAL virtue and real TRUTH !

      Sorry, Sir or Madam, but unless I see -- really see- reformed, peaceful, loving, kind, generous Muslims who believe that violence will never spread religion SPEAK OUT, PROTEST, DEBATE, APPEAR IN THE MEDIA, TALK and CHALLENGE the violent monsters who are taking their religion head on into war with the rest of us...well, Sir or Madam, I can not believe that these mythical GOOD Imams really exist!

      Do you know how rarely really brave men and women are born.. the kind that call their Era to task and call ignorance and stupidity by their proper names? This is why I hate the media and modern Liberalism so very much - in Bruno's or Socrates time liberals would be censoring THEM for hate speech!!!! You are suggesting that a Socrates, Jesus, Francis or Giordano Bruno is alive and well in the Middle East - protesting every moment of every day - and none of us ever hear word one from him? I don't believe it!
      So ----
      IF any of these good Imams truly exist, why don't they speak out against this endless war against the West - that has been going on, for what, 60 years? Just because there are few great battles & amassed armies does not mean mankind is NOT at war. This World War has been going on at least since 1947 - Now, show me Islam's man of peace, show me the Imam who is on their news every night speaking words of REAL peace - peace not only for good, upright, obedient Muslims but for all of us no matter what we think and believe.

      Otherwise, it's time to mock & criticize a religion from the outside if no one is doing it from the inside!

    • Oh come on, this has to be a joke. Are we being punked?

      I'd like to see you there married to a islamic fundamentalist who has a "diversity of thought" and gives you 40 lashes because you looked at another man.

      Yes, diversity--it's excuses any action by cowards. Nice excuse, Dr.

      Are you sure your name is not Debra?

      • Perhaps I'm just not smart enough to understand what you're saying, but your position seems to be that it is somehow demonstrative of the diversity of Islamic thought when this lunatic says Pepsi stands for "Pay Every Penny Saving Israel." There was no defense of Christian idiots either stated or implied. When the Pope condemns Mountain Dew, we'll make fun of him, too.

        And one other thing: we referred to him as "the idiot imam" to separate him from the ones who aren't idiots. Note, for example, that we don't refer to you as "the idiot Dr. Winger" because that would be redundant and, therefore, unnecessary.

        The depth of your ignorance is truly remarkable.

  • But we must always remember BHO's exhortation that we must respect Islam.

    Pfffft!