IHateTheMedia.com’s ace legal department sent us this story, which tells you a lot about our legal department.
No one can honestly say they haven’t jerked off at work, but for most of us it’s just a figure of speech. Not so for one Brazilian woman.
M24Digital is an oddly appropriate source to tell us about the woman’s digital manipulation:
This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, Espírito Santo.
The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.
Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.
The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”
Currently, Bezerra follows a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives which gets her to “only” masturbate 18 times a day.
Ahhhh, reminds the editor of his 13th summer. But this really is neither the time nor the place.
Source: M24Digital.com
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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Apparently Barb forgot where she left her funnybone. Lighten up and put some fresh batteries in your B.O.B.
PS: I wouldn't own a Corvette, red or otherwise. (It's a Government Motors product and you can't haul lumber, carcasses or kegs of beer in 'em, either.)
;-)
First off, I didn't say Corvette, I said convertible.
Second, the problem wasn't with my elbow, it was with your attempt at humor.
But since you signed off with a smilie face, I'll cut you some slack.
Thanks! *HUGS*
I like the way you think B.C. I'd not drive one either for the very same reasons!!
This story is sad and funny at the same time. I think that she needs to ask herself the genesis of her situation, perhaps she has mental problems as well and she needs counseling as well as medication. I don't think a work site should make space for those types of breaks. Also doesn't she have any shame? To discuss this in public? She has serious problems that I supect no amount meds can clear.
So THAT'S where all those billions that Obongo gave to Brazil for "deep C drilling" are going--- batteries for Ms. Silvares "medical devices".
Haven't the Brazilian doctors heard of the cure for wild, uninhibited sexual desires in females? It's called "wedding cake". One bite and she's cured for life. Works 99.99% of the time. (Although there are complications such as enlarged buttockular areas and ankles, sagging breasts, constant mood swings and nagging.
Listen BC I am sure you gave me a thumbs down just so you know I gave you a thumbs up because I DO know you were kidding around, however I am hoping that you do understand what Barb is saying which is ALSO true. Both men and women can loose interest in themselves after marriage they get too comfortable and so on and so forth.
Kimmy, I didn't give you a thumbs down. I LMAO at your comments all the time and look forward to reading them on a daily basis. Of course I know that guys get moobs, have mood swings and the such. It was simply a joke. (Hell, if it wasn't for jokes, we'd all be slicing our wrists after two years of O'Bungles occupying the WH.)
As for the poor lass in Brazil, I really do hope they find a cure for her. Going through life with the female equivalent of a "perpetual boner" can't be much fun.
Thanks that is sweet of you, it must have been an idiot then. There are quite a few around here. As for this girl all that money she spent on attorneys and court she could have spent at the psychologist to help her with this issue. Or else she could have used it to pay a matchmaker to get her a man that could do something to help her out. Oh well...
"enlarged buttockular areas and ankles, sagging breasts, constant mood swings and nagging."
Yeah, and that's the MEN.
That was a snotty-assed comment, B.C. Hopefully your wife got rid of you before you developed aforementioned sagging breasts, constant mood swings and purchase of shiny red convertible so that your cross-over could blow in the breeze in your attempt to look 25 years old again.
LOLOL so true so true.
That stuff goes both ways just like everything in life. It isn't just women it's men too.
Hardly a rare condition when just about 50% of the earth's population suffers from it. Its not called "going number 3" for nothing.
That's what she said!
This poor woman suffers with this disorder and they try to fire her,Clinton suffers from the same and we elect him to a second term
Who on earth would divorce a woman like this???????
Unless I misunderstand though she is not seeking the companionship of a husband or boyfriend. I have to wonder if she gets these urges when she is not able to have sex with someone that she loves (and loves her), if she is able to have sex with someone she shouldn't need to do this. There is something seriously wrong here or this is all crap.
Well, thats a new one. Get that woman a man who knows what he is doing and that little problem will go away. Just saying.... Yes, I am very happily married!
Exactly. I think there is something else going on (as in she is lying) or she is just crazy.
Takes a lot of courage to sue for such a "right". I'll say this -- the girl's got spunk. Or maybe not. Maybe she's just another whacked out loon.
She got spunk alright...all over her dress like Lewinsky.
OMG SHE WAS CLINTONED...
Nice combination of two of today's stories. Well done.
In our modern culture, with notoriety comes product endorsements.
My advice to her is to stay away from Hyundai Heavy Industries' new Drillship campaign, and stick with the Stihl, McCulloch and Black & Decker power tool endorsements. More of a mass appeal, don't you know...