IHateTheMedia.com’s ace legal department sent us this story, which tells you a lot about our legal department.
No one can honestly say they haven’t jerked off at work, but for most of us it’s just a figure of speech. Not so for one Brazilian woman.
M24Digital is an oddly appropriate source to tell us about the woman’s digital manipulation:
This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, Espírito Santo.
The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.
Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.
The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”
Currently, Bezerra follows a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives which gets her to “only” masturbate 18 times a day.
Ahhhh, reminds the editor of his 13th summer. But this really is neither the time nor the place.
Source: M24Digital.com
Discretion is our middle name. So we think we’ll just let US Magazine reveal the latest Carrie Prejean news:
