“In order to set the stage for my remarks,” General James Jones (Ret.), President Obama’s National Security Advisor, said, “let me tell you a borderline anti-Semitic joke.”
Perhaps we paraphrase. But barely.
Jones was giving the key note speech at a Washington Institute For Near East Policy when he told this joke, the point of which seems to be that Jews are cruel, greedy merchants.
Just imagine the howls of mock liberal indignation that would result if Rush Limbaugh or any other conservative had told this joke.


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Also. Jones was appointed supreme allied commander by Bush II. I honestly dont know whats wrong with you nuts. Your business doesn't succeed its obama's fault, the economy tanked in October 2008, obama's fault, deficit, obama's fault, conservative general makes an off color joke, obama's fault. guys, grow a brain. All that stuff was caused by BUSH ... and the last one doesnt matter. we were seriously prosperous until 2001 ... seriously.
Answer: Brain.
Question: What is the organ located between your ears that conservatives on this website lack.
The more education you have, the more liberal; high school only = conservatives. look it up.
Second of all, this guy was appointed as the National Security Advisor by Obama, not Bush. Your "blame Bush" mantra is more brainwashed progressive garbage. And his reputation is not as a conservative, as you ignorantly imply. In fact, he was apparently chosen for his lack of ideology:
On December 1, 2008 then-President-elect Obama
announced Jones as his selection for National Security
Advisor.[29][30] The National Security Advisor is
appointed by the President without confirmation by
the United States Senate.
The pick surprised people because, as Michael Crowley
reported "The two men didn't meet until Obama's
foreign policy aide, Mark Lippert, arranged a 2005
sit-down, and, as of this October, Jones had only
spoken to Obama twice."[31] Crowley speculated
that Jones' record suggests he is "someone who,
unencumbered by strong ideological leanings,
can evaluate ideas dispassionately whether they
come from left or right," and, "This is probably
why Obama picked him."
So you exemplify the ignorance you rail against.
It's hard for the effete elitist scum hiding behind their ivy covered walls to appreciate reality. I think the old adage, "Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes." is especially applicable to the college brained libtard set because they have no real experience, but feel empowered by their "book knowledge and certificates of higher learning" to cast dispersion upon those who have spent their lives engaged in the very real struggle of survival.
On a biographical note, I graduated with several degrees and during my time in college had to deal with plenty of "professional libtard" educators who had no real world experience... which brings me to the other old adage, "Those who can... do. Those who cannot... teach." I chose to go out into the world and "Do".
The more a bigot hangs with other bigots of a similar background, the more confident he is in his bigotry, and the more he feels it is appropriate to denigrate the intelligence of the people he feels are untermenschen.
F*ck you very much.
Here, here Perlcat!!! You hit the nail on the head!!!
Reminds me of the old Marine mechanic on "Baa Baa Blacksheep" who use to mutter 'College Boys' under his breath every time the officers in the squadron came up with a hair brained scheme.
that was an awesome show.
The more "liberal" you are, the less you understand economics. Because no matter what a lib economist thinks will work in a clasroom, it does'nt change the fact that in the real world, CAPITALISM IS BOSS, & there ain't a damn thing you can do about it.
I found it funny ... and I'm jewish and Israeli. sorry guys.
First of all, it's not really a question of whether it's funny or not. It's an issue of the hypocrisy that someone in an "annointed" administration to get away with jokes like this, in an official capacity, while those of the "unacceptable" political class would have gotten skewered for it. You point out that this guy was a general under Bush - if he had made the same joke 3 years ago it would have been a major scandle, evidence that Bush is evil, arrogant, insensitive, blah, blah, blah. If he told it today, but Arabs or Muslims were the butt of the joke, he would probably have been forced to resign before the day was out. But Jews and Christians are fair game, and Obama gets a pass either way.
ahhhhh.... not funny. So what remarks this supposedly set up? Yeah this can go under the Had Bush done/said this... category.
Overall though even though I chuckle at Flanders (The Simpsons) and shows like that, I think that it is all about context. I don't think it was necessarily the right place to say it which makes the "joke" unfunny, untimely and stupid.
He could have replaced the Jews with Greedy American Capitalists and the Taliban with exploited "undocumented workers,"
I too (I am not Jewish though) have heard that joke many times in a few other forms as well. If told right it is funny. There is a Chinese version that does not involve a tie but has to do with hookers. Same theme and same joke- just with different players and some sex acts that I won't be able to type out here.
Take this following joke, which I get and know the theme, but do not find to be overly funny in the least:
"A Mexican, an Arab,
and a Texas girl are
in the same bar.
When the Mexican
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico ,
our glasses are so
cheap we don't need
to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously
impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!),
throws it into the
air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces...
He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have
so much sand to make
glasses that we don't
need to drink with
the same one twice either.'
The Texas girl,
cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says,
'In Texas ,
we have so many
illegal aliens that
we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice.'"
Again that is a recycled form of another version that is as old as time. Like the 'Yo Mama' jokes of grade school days. This version ends with people getting shot just because they are illegal. That is uncool, arrest and deport illegals, yes. Shoot to kill only because they are illegal: no.
In the case of self defense or property protection if an illegal is in the act of doing a crime: then yes. That is so only because of the crime/threat to life and not because the criminal in that case is an illegal. No special slant either way on the immigration status of the criminal in that scenario.
I toss that joke in to make a point: If someone told that joke in AZ right now, funny or unfunny as you see it, that would be MAJOR bad timing and cause some drama. Freedom of speech? Sure, 100% okay to say it and say it any time. Just know the setting and the result of what you say.
Since that Mexican/Arab joke can be taken to have a right wing slant such a public telling would get lambasted by the left wing media. It would be held up as a case of racial hatred and all that is wrong with the state of affairs, the sky is falling etc.
With Obama's recent stance to basically tell Israel to go f*ck off and that they can roast in Atomic fires supplied by Iran while we 'balance our other interests' makes a joke like that 'Jewish tie' one a major case of bad timing.
I heard no intentional malice in that joke when it was told. The stage picked and the time chosen to tell it were poorly thought out however.
To close: IN JEOPARDY FORMAT
The Answer: The policy of the Obama regime in regard to Israel and the US connection to/support of Israel and its elected leaders.
What is: "Have you heard the one about the filthy, hook-nosed Jew bastard?"
Correct!
Thanks for playing! Goodnight everybody!
Excellent analysis. Well done, JPT.
I am a Jew, I heard that joke before, and I thought it was funny. Not the way he told it, but I laughed when I first heard it. Jews have a sense of humor, we don't get insulted over insignificant crap like this. Insulting Netanyahu, and taking the side of enemies over our friends, now that pisses me off.
Wheres Mel Brooks when you need him?
As a Christian, it's nice to know we'll have our Jewish friends to share the brunt of the progresives' scorn and mocking.
Out of curiosity, what was the context of the joke? What remarks did this set the stage for? (Sometimes these clips frustrate me in their abrupt clipping.)
I concur with you on both counts. I see the humor. Damn funny joke. The absurdity that Jews are somehow so much more greed driven than any other ethnic group is remarkable. All types, all kinds of people have the capacity for greed. Some people develop skills that aren't so easy to make fun of.
I love I Hate The Media dot Com, even tho some things seem clipped to avoid a possible conflict to the intent.
Hypocrites!