Taking a page from Richard Nixon, Governor Moonbeam told a Silicon Valley crowd that he has a plan to save California, but it’s apparently classified Super Double XX Top Secret, because he says he won’t reveal it until after the election. It’s so secret that he would have had to kill everyone in the audience if he had accidentally revealed it.
IHateTheMedia.com’s plush international headquarters is in California so we feel qualified to say that there’s no great choice in the governor’s race this year. But if the blood-sucking leeches and lunatic liberals in this state elect Jerry Brown, they truly deserve the bankrupt government they get.
H/T: Breitbart.tv
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Jerry MOONBEAM the Kalifornia dream , A man who has never had a real job , and lived off his mother , while he wasnt in office
Wow. This was very clearly humor on his part. No wonder we are in trouble if people think this was a serious statement. IQ tests before ballots are handled out is what really needs to occur in this country..
Careful Margaret, you might not pass the test.
No Margret.
Please consider what was, before: You had to own land to vote. This way, you "had skin in the game" to use the current vernacular.
That's the whole point. It isn't funny anymore... Oh and YES on the IQ tests for the right to vote!
This is all a big joke to them? Why are they all laughing so hard, even as they feel the chains being hammered on to their ankles...
And then they claim to understand the suffering of Black slaves.
More political plagerism as usual.
Martin Luther King -- I have a dream! ( good )
Prez Half-Cracker™ Obama -- I have a scheme! ( bad )
Jerry "Moon-beam" Brown-- I have a plan... ( duhh )
USN, wouldn't Jerry's be
"I Have a Beam"
drb your comments about Skany Nancy and Obombacare are so dead right on.
Let's look at the half time scorecard:
Scary Barry
Skanky Nancy
and
Scary Harry.
Dear God, what did we do to such a wonderful country left in our hands?
Good catch, Vic. I didn't notice the rhyme. Thanx.
maybe he'll get back with Linda Ronstadt too- though that might cost him the gay vote
Linda is too smart for that. She is older and wiser, while he is just. . . older.
130% of college students at UCSB voted for Obama with the help of the SEIU, these 'grassroots' organizations that are loaded with millions in government cash will surely help Moonbeam too, it's not the principle, it's the money, yours.
http://www.nightingaleforgovernor.com/
Brown obviously dropped way too much acid back in 60's and totally fried his brain.
Maybe if Half-Cracker™ Obama dropped a lot of acid his campaign song would be:
They call me Mellow Yellow.
/sarc
Brown is a guy who would be homeless is he could'nt hold elected office. He just won't go away.
Remember John Kerry and his, "I have a plan..."