Taking a page from Richard Nixon, Governor Moonbeam told a Silicon Valley crowd that he has a plan to save California, but it’s apparently classified Super Double XX Top Secret, because he says he won’t reveal it until after the election. It’s so secret that he would have had to kill everyone in the audience if he had accidentally revealed it.
IHateTheMedia.com’s plush international headquarters is in California so we feel qualified to say that there’s no great choice in the governor’s race this year. But if the blood-sucking leeches and lunatic liberals in this state elect Jerry Brown, they truly deserve the bankrupt government they get.
H/T: Breitbart.tv
