Maybe it’s one of the 57 states Obama was talking about

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According to the Associated Press,”Police in the US state of Portland are reopening an investigation into an Oregon massage therapist’s allegations that former vice-president Al Gore groped her at an upscale hotel in 2006.”

“After Delaware, Portland’s my favorite state,” Joe Biden responded. “Rains too much for my taste, but they have a damn fine governor out there. God love him.”

NOTE: Joe didn’t really say that. We made it up, but it sure sounds like something he would say if asked.

H/T: Tim Blair

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