When you claim to be 5’6” but wear booster shoes and a poofie pompadour hairdo to get there, you just don’t want your successor to have the warm heart of a girl. Especially if you’re the brutal dictator of North Korea. Especially if he’s your son.
Kim Jong Un, Crazy Kim Jong-Il’s youngest son, has been declared North Korea’s next beloved leader. He won out over his two older brothers.
To tell the truth, we really don’t care which nutty son succeeds the North Korean dictator. But the older brothers, Kim Jong Nam and Kim Jong Chul, seem far more interesting. Back in 2001 Japanese officials detained Nam when he tried to visit Tokyo Disneyland on a forged passport. He also been spotted enjoying the nightlife in Paris, Beijing and Macau. And according to former Pyongyang insider Kenji Fujimoto, “The older brother, Jong Chul, had the warm heart of a girl.”
Seriously, if you have the warm heart of a girl, North Korea is not the place for you. San Francisco, maybe, but not Pyongyang.
Source: Times UK
This post was last modified on October 18, 2023
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heard this on the radio, but all they said was kim thought he was too girly
that quote is just too funny