The Onion does such a great job with parodies of real news that it’s sometimes tough to tell which is which.
We’re not sure which moment from this “news” clip we like best: The host describing his “giggly” nephew. Or the little “don’t ask, don’t tell” soldier. Or the kid who wants to be a pastry chef.
Happy Halloween.
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This post was last modified on November 2, 2009
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WTH is this?! This is hilarious! This cannot be for real... This is the most hilarious thing I have seen in here.
Thanks IHateTheMedia for this! Best video of the day, week, and so far, this month!
Wait, wait, I want to watch the next section on effective trick or treating!
I love that - "you run the risk that the lady boy will sneak out on his own dressed as a ballerina and pirouette on the lawn."
I need to go to the bookstore and buy several copies of the book for some of the parents I have coming in for conferences this week! Chuckle, chuckle - Lady boy in a tutu!
"I hope you parents who have Faggy Acting little boys at home..."
Best line EVER.
By 2032 there will be affirmative action and reparation for all straight, Christian males.