The Onion does such a great job with parodies of real news that it’s sometimes tough to tell which is which.
We’re not sure which moment from this “news” clip we like best: The host describing his “giggly” nephew. Or the little “don’t ask, don’t tell” soldier. Or the kid who wants to be a pastry chef.
Happy Halloween.
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