Last week a Florida advertising agency created Gringo Masks designed to help illegal aliens pass as legal American residents.
Now IHateTheMedia.com has created Mexicano Masks™ designed to help legal American residents leach off the welfare system, overwhelm our public schools, overrun emergency rooms, crowd our criminal justice system, swamp our jails, and work without paying taxes. After all, who wants to look like an oppressive, racist gringo when there are so many reasons not to?
The Mexicano Mask™ was not created for profit, but as a way to show support for and to give a face to SB1070, Arizona’s new anti-illegal alien law.
“When we first heard of the law in Arizona and the effects it could have in terms of racial profiling, we at IHateTheMedia.com discussed what we could do about it, since we have access to media,” a spokesperson for the popular website said. “How can we address the issue, but do so in a creative way while at the same time delivering a message?”
With traditional marches, rallies and “buycotts” already in full swing, Mexicano Masks™ are another direct way of getting the message across.
“The spirit in which we conceived Mexicano Masks™,” the spokesperson continued, “is definitely to offend people. The time for dialogue is long gone.”
It’s fun and easy. Just click to download (male or female) the Mexicano Mask™ of your choice by clicking on the links at the bottom of this story. Print at 200 dpi. Cut out the eyes. Put it on. ¡Chingon, cabrón! You no longer look like a racist, oppressive Norte Americano.
It’s easy to send your friends here so they can go Mexicano, too. Just give them the URL, MexicanoMasks.com, and they’ll land right on this page.
Male Mexicano Mask: download
Female Mexicano Mask: download
NOTE: Neither rubber band nor green card is included.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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I had a dream where I was using one of these masks to hide from someone. It was so weird. The moustache on the lady is hilarious.
How do we know the original Gringo Masks aren't Swedish nationals who illegally overstayed their tourist visa?!?
i knew that accent guide sounded strange...
Hah... I love how people say "most murderers are White", "most crimes are committed by whites", "more Christians do shootings and bombings in America than Muslims".
I wonder why... Oh, let's see. Around 85% of Americans are Christians, or at least they say so. A majority of Americans are white. A minority in all cases are Muslim, illegal, Mexican or not, black, any other race or religion.
It's no wonder white/Christian people commit more crimes. THERE'S MORE OF THEM!
Now, it's funny that people say Christians bomb/murder... a Christian makes no habit of terror or murder, for that's not how a Christian acts, but whatever people want to think... The same people who ironically have no problem saying white trash, but are so abhorred with other derogatory terms for other races. Congrats, you people made me chuckle!
fact:
an overwhelming majority of crimes in the middle east are done by middle easterners, most of which are muslim
ITS A SCARY THOUGHT, ISNT IT?!
I think Rose writes for The Onion!
I am so tired of the shit all the white trash talk. I am willing to take time out of my important time to educate you white trash folk! First, of all all of you came here on a banana boat! You took what wasn't yours and now call it YOUR country! Second, if you go to a welfare office 99.9% of the trash sitting there is white trash! Third, who are the serial killers, child molesters, rapist in this country? 99% is the white trash you go visit @ lockup! Fourth, Have you seen what race is associated with the word trash? Lmao, WHITE.
I think white trash should stop the envy that is eating them up inside.
Funny thing is you hate people for the color of their skin, but then you get skin cancer trying to have their beautiful color.
It is scary to see the hate you have to live with.
I would like to thank El Sol, 99.1 FM in MD for telling us about the trash on this trashy site.
I have never been on this site, and hope to never be on it again!
Glad you stopped in to clear that up for us.
Oh--and good riddance!
Wow Rose, I guess Prisons in Mexico are empty without all us White Trash around! Also, we weren't the ones foaming at the mouth calling you names, that Hatred belongs to you. But, Thanks for clearing that up for us Racist White Trash!
Viva la México, en Maryland!
El Zol 99.1FM:
http://elzolradio.radio.com/
If "RACIST" means being upset about our laws being broken, not enforced and then rubbed in our faces with parades, then OK, call me racist, redneck, gringo, crakka, etc.
Here's a website about someone who is angry about ILLEGAL immigration and they happen to be black. UH OH! Now what do we call them?
http://isupportjamielslaw.com/
Well, this story has caused the hysteria we thought it would. At liberal website after liberal website, we're racists. Here's a great slam at us at Mother Jones:
"Mexicano Mask": Racist Gringos Fire Back
I HATE Liberals aka. walking breathing spell checks
well they make a shitty spell check, because leach is a a word, and it means, GASP!
to leech
http://motherjones.com/mojo/2010/06/mexicano-mask-racist-gringo-fire-back-arizona-immigrant-law-minority-anger#comment-615172
Figured I'd throw out my opinion to the kiddies.
You guys are idiots. Learn how to spell in English before copying someone else's idea.
It's leech. Not LEACH.
You can't even spell in your own language.
OH YEH BOI!!! He juss be pose-tin en de nu EBONIC spell-in. Whut be yo praw-blum? Iz u a RAY-SISS bee-yatch Bob White? Wit a name lyke dat u muss be a ray-siss.
How about a Muslim mask - a red-checkered bandana covering the entire face.
How do you recognize the Muslim pirate? The one with a patch over each eye.
The only ones overrunning emergency rooms, crowding our criminal justice system, swamping our jails, and working without paying taxes are uneducated white trash like yourselves. Look a couple of generations back and you'll see that your parents came to this country without papers. Stop complaining and make something of yourselves. Immigration is good for this country: promotes growth, creates competitiveness and increases our consumer base (70% of this economy is based on consumer consumption). Think (if you can...just try hard!) before you create hate and stupidity!
I think you fumbled on the keyboard while you were trying to take a hit off your crack pipe. Your post should more accurately read:
"The only ones overrunning emergency rooms, crowding our criminal justice system, swamping our jails, and working without paying taxes are uneducated BLACKS & ILLEGAL ALIENS."
You don't have to thank me for proof reading your work.
Hey! Glad you posted!
You might be the perfect person to help me out.
My wife and I are planning an 'extended vacation' and need a country where we can visit without a visa or any form of identification. Please comment back soon, as my parole hearing is approaching quickly!
Wow, I think you've single-handedly proven your own complete lack of intelligence.
LEGAL immigration is a good thing. My family came to this country legally from Germany.
You speak of creating hate and stupidity, but failing to see the wholesale drain on our economy from illegal immigrants is the peak and pinnacle of stupidity. The only one spewing hate so far is yourself, calling us "uneducated white trash."
If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black, don't know what is.
Proud to be the 3rd thumb down on his post ;)
BTW, good response to it.