Michael Moore has a great new idea and it involves your kids
Being on Michael Moore’s email list is fun. A lot of fun, in fact. We get emails in which he rants and raves and comes up with all kinds of stupid leftist ideas. It’s a giant laughfest of leftist stupidity.
And now he’s come up with his dumbest idea yet. Let’s just let the fat filmmaker explain it in his own words:
From: Michael Moore
Date: Fri, Feb 18, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Subject: Join My High School Newspaper …a note to students from Michael Moore
To: The Administrator
Adults now ignore fat filmmaker Michael Moore, so he's going after children
Dear High School Students:
…We like to say that we have this great “free press,” and yet how free are high school newspapers? How free are you to write or blog about what you want? I’ve been sent stories from teenagers that they couldn’t get published at school. Why not? Why must we silence or keep out of sight the voice of our teenagers?
It’s not that way in other countries. The voting age in places like Austria, Brazil or Nicaragua is 16. In France, students can shut down the country by simply walking out of school and taking to the streets.But here in the U.S. you’re told to obey and to basically butt out and let the adults run the show.
Let’s change that! I’m starting something on my site called, “HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.” Here you will be able to write what you want and I will publish it. I will also post those articles that you’ve tried to get published at your school but were turned down. On my site you will have freedom and an open forum and a chance to have your voice heard by millions.
I’ve asked my 17-year-old niece, Molly, to kick things off by editing this page for the first six months. She will ask you to send her your stories and ideas and the best ones will be posted on MichaelMoore.com . I’ll give you the platform you deserve. It will be my honor to have you on my site and I encourage you to take advantage of it.
You are often called “our future.” That future is today, right here, right now. You’ve already proven you can change the world. Keep doing it. And I’d be honored to help you.
Yours,
Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
MichaelMoore.com
Questions:
What are the odds that Moore will print any conservative articles?
How embarrassing is it to be outed as Michael Moore’s niece?
Would you want Michael Moore hanging out with your children?
If Michael Moore is going to begin hanging out around high schools, will Michelle Obama make him begin eating at one of her salad bars?
If the writers for Michael Moore’s high school newspaper wanted to unionize and demand salaries and healthcare benefits, would Moore embrace their efforts or fire them?
Considering how hard it is to get conservative pieces published... If publishing the censored articles is his goal, then wouldn't that part of his website become a conservative newspaper? :/ Just sayin'.
"Kind of like how conservative books have to sell more books to make it on the New York Slimes’ best sellers list than liberal rants? I’ve always wondered about these mysteries."
That's no mystery Perl... libtard fiction always sells better than Conservative truth according to the NY Slimes!
Am I the first to call bull**** on "the chance to have your voice heard by millions". That chance is the fat type.This dope gets tons of free publicity everytime he craps out a boring shlockumentary, but no one is willing to see the damn things. Are we supposed to believe he has millions of devoted web fans?I'll bet more people have seen his offer on IHTM than on his own site.
We never thought of that until you mentioned it, so we went to Alexa.com to see how the two sites are ranked. Here's a comparison:
MichaelMoore.com
Traffic Rank in world: 32,982 Traffic Rank in US: 20,856
IHateTheMedia.com
Traffic Rank in world: 76,341 Traffic Rank in US: 19,196
So you're right and wrong. IHateTheMedia.com is bigger than MichaelMoore.com in the United States, but his popularity in socialist and communist countries makes him bigger than us internationally. Well, we assume it's the socialists and communists who make him so popular overseas.
By the way, we can't really say we understand Alexa.com rankings. Six months ago we were #12,000 in the USA and moving up fast. Since then our traffic has nearly doubled, yet our ranking is worse. It's just another one of those internet mysteries.
Kind of like how conservative books have to sell more books to make it on the New York Slimes' best sellers list than liberal rants?
I've always wondered about these mysteries.
(Actually, having worked at a business that depended upon their rankings in the trade rags, I don't wonder at all. As Krusty the Klown said in the Simpsons, "Let's just say it moved me. Into a NEW HOUSE!!")
HERE IS ONE GUY I WOULD LIKE TO SEE DROP DEAD FROM A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK!
Baby-the other OTHER white meat!
"Get in mah Stomach!"
how come this,,fat,,disgusting pedofile is not in jail?
just because he is balarney franks and nancy piglosi's illigitimate abortion,, doe's not
give him freedom of stupidity too even address our propoganda,taught kid's?
unless,,of course,,,they are home schooled!
Has anybody ever seen Al Gore or Michael Moore in the same room? I think the glasses may be fooling us like Clark Kent.... Or it may be that they won't fit in a room together.
I really don't know sir, you pose a very thought provoking question...hmmmm.
I love any and all Al Gore is fat jokes... thanks
Mainly between the ears. Turns out ignorant self righteousness has the same effect on the brain that alcohol has on the liver. When Gore dies, if he donates his brain to science, I think it'll only be a matter of days before there's an announcement that being too smug causes steatosis of the brain.
...but where will they *find* his brain? $60,000 question.
Right between his prostate and his colon.
When they cannot turn the adults they come for the kids Al Gore did that too and he failed.
K Q
Tread carefully. All parties that have attempted to over throw or take over have resorted to those under thirty.
When someone starts spouting off about the children I become suspicious and question their motives. With morbid moore and his kind, it is obvious.
On a good note. Did you catch a glimpse of your possible husband on here? :)
Yes every single despotic regime goes for the kids and young adults. That is why it is so important for parents to do their jobs.
Yes I saw him, but the Editor killed the fantasy by letting me know he is married :-D.
Don't hold a grudge, Kimmy. Keep your ears open, because his wife could always get hit by a truck. Just make sure you're not behind the wheel.
Oh my! LOLOLOL
We're cool Editor I am thankful for the pic and story, it gives me hope.
Looks like Moore didn't get the memo for the bitch in the white house. He has gotten even larger. Maybe she can give him her plan for the children, seeing that he thinks and acts like a spoiled child.
Michael put down the pizza and get up of you very large ass and do some thing worth while.
Moore needs to go through Basic Camp... He reminds me of John Candy's character Ox in 'Stripes'... "My therapist told me I swallowed a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas."
Whew. I saw the headline, "Michael Moore has a great new idea and it involves your kids," and my first thought was, "Oh Lord, he's going to start eating children!"
So it's not as bad as I thought.
“Oh Lord, he’s going to start eating children!”
Michael Moore's version of 'A Modest Proposal'?
He likes his baby back, baby backs. He likes his baby back, baby backs.
Jabba Moore has blown through XXL, XXXL, XXXXL, and is now into "OH MY GOOD ITS COMING AT ME!!!" T-shirts.
After three minutes of laughter I just had to take the time to thank you.
“Oh Lord, he’s going to start eating children!”
HA, HA, HA, HE, HO, HA, ROFLMAO. It's a good thing I live in a town that roles up its streets after 8PM, this land whale probably doesn't come out of his cave until after nine and the children he might eat at that time of the evening are more than likely up to no good, in other words, libtard children and full of bad cholesterol.
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Considering how hard it is to get conservative pieces published... If publishing the censored articles is his goal, then wouldn't that part of his website become a conservative newspaper? :/ Just sayin'.
"Kind of like how conservative books have to sell more books to make it on the New York Slimes’ best sellers list than liberal rants? I’ve always wondered about these mysteries."
That's no mystery Perl... libtard fiction always sells better than Conservative truth according to the NY Slimes!
Am I the first to call bull**** on "the chance to have your voice heard by millions". That chance is the fat type.This dope gets tons of free publicity everytime he craps out a boring shlockumentary, but no one is willing to see the damn things. Are we supposed to believe he has millions of devoted web fans?I'll bet more people have seen his offer on IHTM than on his own site.
We never thought of that until you mentioned it, so we went to Alexa.com to see how the two sites are ranked. Here's a comparison:
MichaelMoore.com
Traffic Rank in world: 32,982 Traffic Rank in US: 20,856
IHateTheMedia.com
Traffic Rank in world: 76,341 Traffic Rank in US: 19,196
So you're right and wrong. IHateTheMedia.com is bigger than MichaelMoore.com in the United States, but his popularity in socialist and communist countries makes him bigger than us internationally. Well, we assume it's the socialists and communists who make him so popular overseas.
By the way, we can't really say we understand Alexa.com rankings. Six months ago we were #12,000 in the USA and moving up fast. Since then our traffic has nearly doubled, yet our ranking is worse. It's just another one of those internet mysteries.
Kind of like how conservative books have to sell more books to make it on the New York Slimes' best sellers list than liberal rants?
I've always wondered about these mysteries.
(Actually, having worked at a business that depended upon their rankings in the trade rags, I don't wonder at all. As Krusty the Klown said in the Simpsons, "Let's just say it moved me. Into a NEW HOUSE!!")
HERE IS ONE GUY I WOULD LIKE TO SEE DROP DEAD FROM A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK!
Baby-the other OTHER white meat!
"Get in mah Stomach!"
how come this,,fat,,disgusting pedofile is not in jail?
just because he is balarney franks and nancy piglosi's illigitimate abortion,, doe's not
give him freedom of stupidity too even address our propoganda,taught kid's?
unless,,of course,,,they are home schooled!
Has anybody ever seen Al Gore or Michael Moore in the same room? I think the glasses may be fooling us like Clark Kent.... Or it may be that they won't fit in a room together.
I really don't know sir, you pose a very thought provoking question...hmmmm.
I love any and all Al Gore is fat jokes... thanks
Mainly between the ears. Turns out ignorant self righteousness has the same effect on the brain that alcohol has on the liver. When Gore dies, if he donates his brain to science, I think it'll only be a matter of days before there's an announcement that being too smug causes steatosis of the brain.
...but where will they *find* his brain? $60,000 question.
Right between his prostate and his colon.
When they cannot turn the adults they come for the kids Al Gore did that too and he failed.
K Q
Tread carefully. All parties that have attempted to over throw or take over have resorted to those under thirty.
When someone starts spouting off about the children I become suspicious and question their motives. With morbid moore and his kind, it is obvious.
On a good note. Did you catch a glimpse of your possible husband on here? :)
Yes every single despotic regime goes for the kids and young adults. That is why it is so important for parents to do their jobs.
Yes I saw him, but the Editor killed the fantasy by letting me know he is married :-D.
Don't hold a grudge, Kimmy. Keep your ears open, because his wife could always get hit by a truck. Just make sure you're not behind the wheel.
Oh my! LOLOLOL
We're cool Editor I am thankful for the pic and story, it gives me hope.
Looks like Moore didn't get the memo for the bitch in the white house. He has gotten even larger. Maybe she can give him her plan for the children, seeing that he thinks and acts like a spoiled child.
Michael put down the pizza and get up of you very large ass and do some thing worth while.
Moore needs to go through Basic Camp... He reminds me of John Candy's character Ox in 'Stripes'... "My therapist told me I swallowed a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas."
Whew. I saw the headline, "Michael Moore has a great new idea and it involves your kids," and my first thought was, "Oh Lord, he's going to start eating children!"
So it's not as bad as I thought.
“Oh Lord, he’s going to start eating children!”
Michael Moore's version of 'A Modest Proposal'?
He likes his baby back, baby backs. He likes his baby back, baby backs.
Jabba Moore has blown through XXL, XXXL, XXXXL, and is now into "OH MY GOOD ITS COMING AT ME!!!" T-shirts.
After three minutes of laughter I just had to take the time to thank you.
“Oh Lord, he’s going to start eating children!”
HA, HA, HA, HE, HO, HA, ROFLMAO. It's a good thing I live in a town that roles up its streets after 8PM, this land whale probably doesn't come out of his cave until after nine and the children he might eat at that time of the evening are more than likely up to no good, in other words, libtard children and full of bad cholesterol.