Michael Moore has a great new idea and it involves your kids

by editor on February 21, 2011

Being on Michael Moore’s email list is fun. A lot of fun, in fact. We get emails in which he rants and raves and comes up with all kinds of stupid leftist ideas. It’s a giant laughfest of leftist stupidity.

And now he’s come up with his dumbest idea yet. Let’s just let the fat filmmaker explain it in his own words:

From: Michael Moore
Date: Fri, Feb 18, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Subject: Join My High School Newspaper …a note to students from Michael Moore
To: The Administrator

michael-moore

Adults now ignore fat filmmaker Michael Moore, so he's going after children

Dear High School Students:

…We like to say that we have this great “free press,” and yet how free are high school newspapers? How free are you to write or blog about what you want? I’ve been sent stories from teenagers that they couldn’t get published at school. Why not? Why must we silence or keep out of sight the voice of our teenagers?

It’s not that way in other countries. The voting age in places like Austria, Brazil or Nicaragua is 16. In France, students can shut down the country by simply walking out of school and taking to the streets.But here in the U.S. you’re told to obey and to basically butt out and let the adults run the show.

Let’s change that! I’m starting something on my site called, “HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.” Here you will be able to write what you want and I will publish it. I will also post those articles that you’ve tried to get published at your school but were turned down. On my site you will have freedom and an open forum and a chance to have your voice heard by millions.

I’ve asked my 17-year-old niece, Molly, to kick things off by editing this page for the first six months. She will ask you to send her your stories and ideas and the best ones will be posted on MichaelMoore.com . I’ll give you the platform you deserve. It will be my honor to have you on my site and I encourage you to take advantage of it.

You are often called “our future.” That future is today, right here, right now. You’ve already proven you can change the world. Keep doing it. And I’d be honored to help you.

Yours,
Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
MichaelMoore.com

Questions:

  1. What are the odds that Moore will print any conservative articles?
  2. How embarrassing is it to be outed as Michael Moore’s niece?
  3. Would you want Michael Moore hanging out with your children?
  4. If Michael Moore is going to begin hanging out around high schools, will Michelle Obama make him begin eating at one of her salad bars?
  5. If the writers for Michael Moore’s high school newspaper wanted to unionize and demand salaries and healthcare benefits, would Moore embrace their efforts or fire them?
  6. Is this a violation of child labor laws?

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49 Comments on "Michael Moore has a great new idea and it involves your kids"

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fishy
Guest

Considering how hard it is to get conservative pieces published… If publishing the censored articles is his goal, then wouldn’t that part of his website become a conservative newspaper? :/ Just sayin’.

Necron_99
Member

“Kind of like how conservative books have to sell more books to make it on the New York Slimes’ best sellers list than liberal rants? I’ve always wondered about these mysteries.”

That’s no mystery Perl… libtard fiction always sells better than Conservative truth according to the NY Slimes!

What??
Guest

Am I the first to call bull**** on “the chance to have your voice heard by millions”. That chance is the fat type.This dope gets tons of free publicity everytime he craps out a boring shlockumentary, but no one is willing to see the damn things. Are we supposed to believe he has millions of devoted web fans?I’ll bet more people have seen his offer on IHTM than on his own site.

TOM COTTER
Guest

HERE IS ONE GUY I WOULD LIKE TO SEE DROP DEAD FROM A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK!

sa_rose
Member

Baby-the other OTHER white meat!

kb
Member

“Get in mah Stomach!”

shagstar
Member

how come this,,fat,,disgusting pedofile is not in jail?
just because he is balarney franks and nancy piglosi’s illigitimate abortion,, doe’s not

give him freedom of stupidity too even address our propoganda,taught kid’s?
unless,,of course,,,they are home schooled!

whatabeanr
Member

Has anybody ever seen Al Gore or Michael Moore in the same room? I think the glasses may be fooling us like Clark Kent…. Or it may be that they won’t fit in a room together.

KimmyQueen
Guest

I love any and all Al Gore is fat jokes… thanks

GruffGadfly
Member

Mainly between the ears. Turns out ignorant self righteousness has the same effect on the brain that alcohol has on the liver. When Gore dies, if he donates his brain to science, I think it’ll only be a matter of days before there’s an announcement that being too smug causes steatosis of the brain.

perlcat
Member

…but where will they *find* his brain? $60,000 question.

Necron_99
Member

Right between his prostate and his colon.

hisham
Guest

I really don’t know sir, you pose a very thought provoking question…hmmmm.

KimmyQueen
Guest

When they cannot turn the adults they come for the kids Al Gore did that too and he failed.

deepthinker
Member

K Q

Tread carefully. All parties that have attempted to over throw or take over have resorted to those under thirty.

When someone starts spouting off about the children I become suspicious and question their motives. With morbid moore and his kind, it is obvious.

On a good note. Did you catch a glimpse of your possible husband on here? 🙂

KimmyQueen
Guest

Yes every single despotic regime goes for the kids and young adults. That is why it is so important for parents to do their jobs.

Yes I saw him, but the Editor killed the fantasy by letting me know he is married :-D.

deepthinker
Member

Looks like Moore didn’t get the memo for the bitch in the white house. He has gotten even larger. Maybe she can give him her plan for the children, seeing that he thinks and acts like a spoiled child.

Michael put down the pizza and get up of you very large ass and do some thing worth while.

Necron_99
Member

Moore needs to go through Basic Camp… He reminds me of John Candy’s character Ox in ‘Stripes’… “My therapist told me I swallowed a lot of aggression… along with a lot of pizzas.”

JPTravis
Member

Whew. I saw the headline, “Michael Moore has a great new idea and it involves your kids,” and my first thought was, “Oh Lord, he’s going to start eating children!”

So it’s not as bad as I thought.

hisham
Guest

“Oh Lord, he’s going to start eating children!”

HA, HA, HA, HE, HO, HA, ROFLMAO. It’s a good thing I live in a town that roles up its streets after 8PM, this land whale probably doesn’t come out of his cave until after nine and the children he might eat at that time of the evening are more than likely up to no good, in other words, libtard children and full of bad cholesterol.

jukin
Guest

He likes his baby back, baby backs. He likes his baby back, baby backs.

Jabba Moore has blown through XXL, XXXL, XXXXL, and is now into “OH MY GOOD ITS COMING AT ME!!!” T-shirts.

KimmyQueen
Guest

After three minutes of laughter I just had to take the time to thank you.

Necron_99
Member

“Oh Lord, he’s going to start eating children!”

Michael Moore’s version of ‘A Modest Proposal’?

StrinaM
Member

The Editor and Administrator are some brave and committed individuals. I couldn’t be on his mailing list without taking some serious doses of Lithium, Prozac and Ambien to counteract the idiotic insanity that is Michael Moore.

whatabeanr
Member

Good story as always, but why do you have a picture of Jabba the Hut?

Grammar Fuhrer
Member

Are you kidding? Even Jabba would say “DAMN!” if he saw this.

perlcat
Member

If that fat f*ck is so damned smart, how come *he* couldn’t manage to graduate from high school?

If I had attained that high level of failure, seems to me to be a good idea to keep my name and an association with the term ‘high school’ out of the news.

theBeachBumConservative
Member
theBeachBumConservative

haha. would be a great story, unfortunately, he graduated from Davison High in Davison, Michigan.

He dropped out of College.

perlcat
Member

Sorry, my bad, then. I should have checked his entry in dickipedia:

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Michael_Moore

perlcat
Member

…and before anybody gets worked up about all the conservatives on the list, remember that as a wiki, we can probably add enough liberal dicks to “compensate”. It seems like a good activity.

Happy dick listing.

Grammar Fuhrer
Member
RockingHorseGuy
Member

Cool article, but don’t try to scout around on that site to see what else they have. It’s pop-up hell. The kind that make it difficult to leave their page. I always assume those kind of people are up to no good.

perlcat
Member

…and then I looked at the bottom of the page, and I saw huffpo.

Figures.

Grammar Fuhrer
Member

Oh, really?

Strange, I’ve never gotten a pop-up, though I have blocked a few ads here and there.

Possibly has something to do with adblock or noscript. Most likely both.

TOM COTTER
Guest

ABSOLUTELY!

theBeachBumConservative
Member
theBeachBumConservative

I would bet ya, that these articles penned by Americas ‘bright future’, involves one or more of the following topics;

1. A piece of lefty Propaganda, so crass and untruthful, that it makes Shudder even the Teachers Union Thug raking in $60.000 extra for Running the School Newspaper.

2. Discusses Sexual acts not heard of since the times of Caligula, involving the Gym Teacher.

3. Is a well written article that endorses a Traditional American value/ and or, endorses a Conservative position.

Now, what Michael is going to do with 1 is; Put it on his website.
with, 2; Those are going into his ‘Personal’ Folder at home.
and 3; He is going to disseminate the names of these ‘Morons’ to every Collegiate Board in the country, to make sure they attend Community College.

rightinwa
Member

Of course it’s someone else’s kids and not his own. What woman would want to mate with THAT?

sa_rose
Member

Ewwwwwww! Thanks alot for THAT visual. Bleach for my brain, quick! Double Ewwwwww!

Plainsman
Member

Oh, that’s just swell! I can just imagine some of the crap that will be posted on this HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPER. It’s the very rare teenager that can come off as not being purely emotional and nonsensical, and I ain’t holding my breath that Molly is one. Cheeezeee! What a buffoon!

Ryan
Guest

Please don’t say Cheeeezee. You don’t want Mr. Moore thinking you have food. It would be. . .very. . .unpleasant.

the1derwoman
Guest

But Molly can decide if your voice can be heard. No censorship here kids. Ignore that Molly behind the curtain!

Bruce
Guest

Will this fat f*&k be in a van parked by the virtual play ground? “OOOoo, I lost my puppy, will you help me look?”

theBeachBumConservative
Member
theBeachBumConservative

please, don’t give anybody any ideas. its a sick world.

Big Al
Member

Thanks for the email address Michael “I Eat” Moore. I believe that it would only be proper for us to send him a message. Think it out,take your time and have fun.

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