If you take a photo of me eating a cheeseburger today, I’ll gladly return your camera on Tuesday

Careful, MIchelle. The Surgeon General warns against those awful transfats.

Warning: Do not attempt to take a photograph of the First Lady eating a cheeseburger.

Here’s an odd Obama report from the New York Post:

Michelle Obama, like her husband, enjoys a good burger, but not as well done. The first lady brought daughters Malia and Sasha to former “Top Chef” contestant Spike Mendelsohn’s Good Stuff Eatery in DC for cheeseburgers, onion rings, fries, and milkshakes. “They got the burgers medium,” says a spy. (President Obama was mildly ridiculed after ordering a burger medium-well in January.) “Three starving Secret Service guys were literally standing over the grill as Spike made the burgers, but didn’t eat,” our source adds. Fellow patrons had their cellphones temporarily confiscated to prevent pictures from being taken.

Michelle had better remember the old adage, “A moment on the lips, forever on the hips.”

Or as we say here at IHateTheMedia.com, “No second helpings for the First Lady.”

Source: New York Post

This post was last modified on October 18, 2023

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  • “They got the burgers medium,” says a spy."

    Before you know it, the next headline will read, "They got e.coli from eating undercooked hamburger".

  • FLOTUS Michelle looks gross and needs to eat salads and cottage cheese, instead of greasy burgers, steaks, fries, milkshakes. why don't they stop preaching healthy eating to everyone else?? POTUS lives on red meats, fats, fries, beer, booze, cigs and cancer is in his family history, both sides ! MO looked much heavier in the last 3 months too. MO will really pack on another 20 pounds on the vineyard too. Seems to be her best skill - eating unhealthy fattening food. Gross.

  • Anyway, can you think of a more disgusting picture than those teeth gnoshing on a burger - medium at that? Geez, Louise!

  • Shelly-O is the one who looks like a man - an angry man with angry eyebrows. Out an about "like real people" - oh yeah...sure. Everyone gets to fly to Chicago for dinner, have swanky dinner parties for their cronies every Wednesday and be served $100/lb steaks - while hundreds of thousands are losing their jobs every month. And EVERY child in DC has the same educational opportunities as the Obama kidz......well, maybe not every kid. (The Opportunity Scholarship has only been extended for the current students until they graduate, then it's going away.) Also, when she was working at that hospital in Chicago for a paltry six-figure income, EVERY patient who came in had medical care - at the hospital across town, that is.

  • First Ann Coulter looks like a man...Is she? Second I LOVE MRs. Obama. It is so wonderful to have a first family that is out and about, like real people! What a wonderful country we are for electing this President and having this beautiful first family!

    • Are you fricken kidding me, I almost smell the sarcasm, but not quite, It is hard to believe that anyone with half a brain hasn't figured these two fakes out yet.... All she does is preach to us pitiful peasants that we need to eat right, in fact, she is using her "position as 1st lady" to make laws for us common folk (last I knew, 1st lady doesn't make policy). Practice what you preach "BITCH" AND GET THE HELL OUTA OUR LIVES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • A customer of mine in Nuevo Laredo said one of the local drug lords did exactly the same thing when he took his family out for dinner. . . but at least he paid every one's bill for having to eat while under armed guard.

  • "Fellow patrons had their cellphones temporarily confiscated to prevent pictures from being taken."

    Isn't that a pretty clear violation of unlawful search and seizure? Wasn't that one of Obama's big campaigning issues, before he was campaigning? And all to provide privacy for individuals who hold no office, and were in public.

  • No problem for me Michelle, I love a woman with a few bones on her meat. Come on over Saturday, we're having ribs and cheese fries. Bring your cell phone, we're transparent and shameless here girl.