Miss Alaska says, “No, I can’t see Russia from my house.” Also can’t see stupidity of her statement.

OK. OK. We know Miss Alaska didn’t write that line. Nor did poor Miss Whatever who was sent out to say she hadn’t slept with Tiger Woods. Some idiot Hollywoodish writer is responsible.

But for god’s sake, folks, can you imagine the howls of liberal protest if Rush Limbaugh had made a political statement from his place on the judging panel?