Let us warn you up front that this story sounds like a parody from the Onion, but it’s not. No, unfortunately, this is 100% authentic news.

YNet.com has the weird details:
Every year on November 29 the United Nations General Assembly holds a discussion on the situation in the Middle East.
Usually, the “conclusions” from the event are formulized into a series of condemnations against Israel, but this year Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi managed to confuse everyone and steal the show yet again.
During the discussion, which is primarily aimed at expressing solidarity with the Palestinians, Gaddafi presented his proposal for the establishment of a bi-national state called “Isratine” – a combination of Israel and Palestine.
According to Gaddafi’s proposal, the new state will absorb millions of Palestinian refugees and will be disarmed of weapons of mass destruction.
The initiative, which is completely at odds with the international community’s position on an independent Palestinian state alongside Israel, was received at first as a joke but quickly prompted confusion among UN members.
The United States and European nations immediately announced that they opposed the initiative and demanded to remove it from the agenda – but Gaddafi refused.
The nonaligned bloc, and especially the Arab group within it, did not immediately agree on a voting position, if in fact the proposal is ever brought before the assembly for a vote.
The proposal also managed to confuse African and Arab member states, which did not know whether to object, abstain, or just leave the venue.
Finally, a little comedy relief amid the humdrum corruption that is the United Nations.
Source: Ynet.com
This post was last modified on December 6, 2010

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He looks like a drunken homeless guy. He needs a makeover, bigtime.
Uhm... even though stupid this is probably one of his most coherent speeches it seems which is really sad...
Next year to steal the show he will appear in a witch hat repeating over and over "I'm melting!"
It's just sad when arab states hate the Israelis so much that they can't even get along with them long enough to create a disarmed sham state in order to murder them.
No, NO! It must be named Palereal!
Can't somebody put that mad dog down?
Palereal friends™
Yep, I always turn to Qaddafi Duck for my humor needs. Wish the f*cker would start wearing pants, though.
Question: are you sure that's Gaddafi in the photo above and not Gene Simmons?
I thought it was Helen Thomas when she first wakes up, you know, before she shaves and put her lipstick on.
Tootie, that was a great comment! Helen Thomas indeed. Thanks for a great laugh!
This is some Grade A comedy.
Israel? Disarm?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
How do you say "molon labe" in hebrew?
LOL
Isratine? Good one. Muammar must have been inspired by Ronald Reagan when he turned Libya into Bombya in 1986.
hahahahahahaha