California Senator Dianne Feinstein says just find Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi and arrest him. Simple as that.
Would someone please call Dog the Bounty Hunter. California Senator Dianne Feinstein has a job for him.
Look for Dog to wait outside Gaddafi’s house. When the Libyan dictator comes home after a long day killing rebels and humiliating President Obama, Dog will pounce, slap on the cuffs and take Gadhafi down to the local police station to collect his reward.
Genius, Senator Feinstein. Pure, unadulterated genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC-3emjNGf0
Let’s call it a flip flop flap. People are understandably confused and angry that the Obama administration is now indicating that, well, maybe it would be ok if Muammar Gaddafi stayed in power.
Let’s call it a flip flop flap. People are understandably confused and angry that the Obama administration is now indicating that, well, maybe it would be ok if Muammar Gaddafi stayed in power.
This, of course, follows by just a few days President Obama’s belated demand that Ghadafi leave power and by just 24 hours our launch of missiles in support of Libyan rebels.
Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, appeared on Fox News Sunday and said “We’re in a situation now that what we do will depend to some degree on what he does.”
“The focus of the United Nations Security Council was really Benghazi specifically and to protect the civilians,” Mullen said.
Well, sure. Protecting civilians and ousting Gaddafi. Right, Admiral?
“This is not about going after Gaddafi himself or attacking him at this particular point in time. It is about achieving these narrow and relatively limited objectives so that he stops killing his people and so that humanitarian support can be provided.”
Finally, Obama is becoming decisive. It may have taken him 32 days to decide to get involved, but it took just one day for him to decide that we’re really not involved.
Is it any wonder that this guy has our friends confused and our enemies convulsed?
So to follow the outstanding example set by Libyan strongman Muammar Gaddafi, we’ve decided it would be wise to hire our own squad of IHateTheMedia.com Virgin Bodyguards.
We’ve seen video of those union goons roughing up conservatives in Madison. And we’ve had our own fair share of death threats lately.
So to follow the outstanding example set by Libyan strongman Muammar Gaddafi, we’ve decided it would be wise to hire our own squad of IHateTheMedia.com Virgin Bodyguards.
We don’t know what it’s like in Libya, but finding virgins in a college town like San Luis Obispo, California is a lot more difficult than we expected. So, unfortunately, we’ve fallen considerably short of our original hiring goals.
Since we’ve already given you 15 little known facts about Muammar Gaddafis’ Virgin Bodyguard Squad, here are top 12 little known facts about the IHTM Virgin Bodyguard Squad.
12. All virgins who are martyred in the line of duty are guaranteed IHTM t-shirts in the afterlife.
11. To ensure maximum proficiency, hand-to-hand combat is practiced in a vat of oil.
10. Since IHTM is strictly halal, squad members are always expected to hide the salami.
9. Sexual harassment seminars are conducted 24/7 at IHTM headquarters.
8. To assure that they’re not hiding any weapons, the Administrator and the Editor insist on being frisked at least twice a day.
7. Some sneaky devil keeps pulling the Cavity Search Alarm.
6. 78% of the IHTM Virgin Bodyguards dated Keith Olbermann immediately prior to making the decision to remain virgins.
5. We had to kick one virgin off the squad when we found out she was majoring in Journalism.
4. None of our Virgin Bodyguards are allowed to fly or engage in any activities that could bring them into contact with the TSA. For obvious reasons.
3. Interestingly, two of the IHTM Virgin Bodyguards had to resign for violating the terms of their employment. On the same day. And they roomed together. Like we said, interesting.
2. Charlie Sheen has already offered the virgins more money than we can afford. Bastard!
1. Since we began hiring our Virgin Bodyguards, the biggest threats we’ve received have come from Mrs. Editor and Mrs. Administrator.
ABC’s Christiane Amanpour landed an interview with Libya’s lunatic Colonel Muammar Gaddafi (or Gadhafi, as ABC spells it) and learned a little something about love.
ABC’s Christiane Amanpour landed an interview with Libya’s lunatic Colonel Muammar Gaddafi (or Gadhafi, as ABC spells it) and learned a little something about love.
ABC, obviously, has the details:
I interviewed Col. Moammar Gadhafi this evening, when he told me he could not step down because he is not a president or king, and denied there were demonstrations against him anywhere in Libya.
“My people love me. They would die for me,” he said.
We conducted the interview at a restaurant in the Corniche, a coastal road on Tripoli’s Mediterranean coast. Gadhafi, dressed in a brown-orange robe, drove up in a small convoy of sedans, got out and greeted us. He said he wanted to get the truth out, and he spent more than an hour with us trying to put forth his side of the story for us.
Libya’s longtime leader laughed when I asked him whether he would step down in response to calls against violence by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and President Obama. He invited the United Nations and any other organization to come to Libya and do a “fact finding mission” and questioned how they could freeze assets, impose sanctions and implement a travel ban based purely on media reports.
There you have it. Muammar hates the media.
Maybe he’s not such a bad guy after all.
Source: ABC News
While lots of world leaders find themselves surrounded by beautiful women, Gaddafi puts his in uniform and calls them his Virgin Bodyguard Squad.
It’s no secret that Muammar Gaddafi is nuttier than the proverbial fruitcake. The way he dresses and the things he says just aren’t what anyone would call normal. And while lots of world leaders find themselves surrounded by beautiful women, Gaddafi puts his in uniform and calls them his Virgin Bodyguard Squad.
IHateTheMedia.com’s team of crack reporters ferreted out these fifteen little known and undoubtedly untrue facts about the Virgin Bodyguards:
15. The captain of the squad is solely responsible for the grooming and trimming of Muammar’s ’70s-era porn actor ‘stache.
14. Turn-over is rapid in the Virgin Bodyguard Squad, especially after those late-night drinking binges at Muammar’s palace.
13. Last year, a group of Virgin Assassins attempted to kill Gaddafi, but the Virgin Bodyguard Squad gave each assassin an atomic wedgie, defusing the hostile situation.
12. One of the oldest members of the Virgin Bodyguards was tossed out of the squad recently when it was discovered that she was a virgin because she was just really ugly.
11. All Virgin Bodyguard Squad members must complete rigorous training in Jiu-Jitsu, Tang Soo Do, Judo and lap dancing.
10. When the squad’s religious leader is selected each year, she must personally prove to Gaddafi that she’s ready to assume the missionary position.
9. Particularly good virgin bodyguards are kept on the team even after being labeled “virgin-ish.”
8. The phrase “Look at the bazookas on that one” has multiple meanings in Gaddafi’s inner circle.
7. The prize for winning Guard of the Month is two nights with Muammar (the losers get three nights).
6. Transsexuals DO have a place in Islam!
5. The mandatory midnight pillow fights frequently end up in the E.R.
4. Rule #28 of the Guard Code requires that each virgin must have the ability to touch her nose with her tongue.
3. Those aren’t DD breasts, it’s body armor 🙁
2. During a recent Scrabble game, the Virgins discovered a previously-unknown 15th way to spell “Gaddafi.”
And the number one little known fact about Muammar Gaddafi’s Virgin Bodyguard Squad:
1. They are ALL liars.
Take our little test. Here are twelve photos – some of Muammar, some of Michael. We’ve blurred the faces and any other details that would give you a clue as to which is which.
As you may have noticed, Muammar Gaddafi has been in the news lately. A lot. And every time he shows up in public he’s wearing another outrageous outfit.
Who does this guy remind us of, we wondered to ourselves. Who? And then it hit us.
Michael Jackson.
Yes, the Dictator of Libya dresses just like the King of Pop. To put it another way, Colonel Gaddafi is Captain Eo. On top of that, they both have the same general build, the same stringy black hair, and somewhere in the middle of Michael’s color change, they had the same complexion. But what’s crazy is that they have the same sense of fashion. If that’s what it can be called.
So take our little test. Here are twelve photos – some of Muammar, some of Michael. We’ve blurred the faces and any other details that would give you a clue as to which is which.
See how many you can correctly identify based on their choice of clothing.
Photo #1: Is it Muammar or Michael?
While Barack Obama issued a timid statement on Libya that never quite got around to mentioning the dictator by name, Reagan had no problem saying exactly what he thought of Gaddafi.
What a remarkable difference between Barack Obama and Ronald Reagan.
While Barack Obama issued a timid statement on Libya that never quite got around to mentioning the dictator by name, Reagan had no problem saying exactly what he thought of Gaddafi. Need proof? Here’s a White House press conference from the 1980s where Ronaldus Magnus makes it all very clear:
“Well, we know that this mad dog of the Middle East has a goal of a world revolution, Muslim fundamentalist revolution, which is targeted on many of his own Arab compatriots.”
The other cool thing about this clip is seeing Helen Thomas squatting in the front row, 30 years younger, but surely as vile as she is today. Reagan’s condemnation of an Arab leader must have damn near given her a heart attack. And wouldn’t the world be better off today if they had?
H/T: Bluegrass Pundit
During the discussion, which is primarily aimed at expressing solidarity with the Palestinians, Gaddafi presented his proposal for the establishment of a bi-national state called “Isratine” – a combination of Israel and Palestine.
Let us warn you up front that this story sounds like a parody from the Onion, but it’s not. No, unfortunately, this is 100% authentic news.
YNet.com has the weird details:
Every year on November 29 the United Nations General Assembly holds a discussion on the situation in the Middle East.
Usually, the “conclusions” from the event are formulized into a series of condemnations against Israel, but this year Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi managed to confuse everyone and steal the show yet again.
During the discussion, which is primarily aimed at expressing solidarity with the Palestinians, Gaddafi presented his proposal for the establishment of a bi-national state called “Isratine” – a combination of Israel and Palestine.
According to Gaddafi’s proposal, the new state will absorb millions of Palestinian refugees and will be disarmed of weapons of mass destruction.
The initiative, which is completely at odds with the international community’s position on an independent Palestinian state alongside Israel, was received at first as a joke but quickly prompted confusion among UN members.
The United States and European nations immediately announced that they opposed the initiative and demanded to remove it from the agenda – but Gaddafi refused.
The nonaligned bloc, and especially the Arab group within it, did not immediately agree on a voting position, if in fact the proposal is ever brought before the assembly for a vote.
The proposal also managed to confuse African and Arab member states, which did not know whether to object, abstain, or just leave the venue.
Finally, a little comedy relief amid the humdrum corruption that is the United Nations.
Source: Ynet.com
In Barack Obama’s world of leftist lunacy, it’s wrong to make an honest observation about the patently absurd. In this case, a State Department official has been forced to apologize to Libyan dictator Muammar Gadhafi.
In Barack Obama’s world of leftist lunacy, it’s wrong to make an honest observation about the patently absurd. In this case, a State Department official has been forced to apologize to Libyan dictator Muammar Gadhafi.
The Associated Press has all the details:
Chief department spokesman P.J. Crowley said he regretted any offense caused by his response to a reporter’s question about Gadhafi’s recent call for a holy war against Switzerland. Libya said last week it might take action against American business interests there if a formal apology was not made. ”I understand that my personal comments were perceived as a personal attack,” Crowley told reporters. “The comments do not reflect U.S. policy and were not intended to offend. I apologize if they were taken that way. I regret that my comments have become an obstacle to further progress in our bilateral relationship.”
He made the remark in question on Feb. 26 when he was asked what the U.S. thought of Gadhafi’s appeal for “jihad” against Switzerland after the country banned construction of new mosque minarets. Crowley said he was reminded of Gadhafi’s lengthy speech at the United Nations last September in which the Libyan leader ripped pages from the U.N. Charter.
“I saw that report and it just brought me back to a day in September, one of the more memorable sessions of the U.N. General Assembly that I can recall: lots of words and lots of papers flying all over the place, not necessarily a lot of sense,” he said.
The joke wasn’t funny. That’s the only thing Crowley should apologize for.
Source: Associated Press
If you made up this story and stuck it in a movie, no one would believe it.. The Obama Administration plans to give $400,000 in funding to a Libyan charity run by the Gadhafi family, and U.S. Rep. Mark Kirk (R-Ill.) wants the grant withdrawn.
If you made up this story and stuck it in a movie, no one would believe it. It’s incomprehensible. Just plain incomprehensible.
CBS2 Chicago reports:
The Obama Administration plans to give $400,000 in funding to a Libyan charity run by the Gadhafi family, and U.S. Rep. Mark Kirk (R-Ill.) wants the grant withdrawn.
The money would be divided between two foundations run by the family of Libyan leader Muammar Gadhafi. A $200,000 share is set to go to the Gadhafi Development Foundation, which is run by Gadhafi’s son, Saif, and another $200,000 are to go to Wa Attassimou, an organization run by Muammar Gadhafi’s daughter, Aisha.
Kirk says the grants should be withdrawn in light of the recent return to Libya of Pan Am Flight 103 bomber Abdel Baset Megrahi. The terminally ill prisoner was released from in Scotland on compassionate grounds, and got a hero’s welcome from Muammar Gadhafi and other Libyans upon his return.
Saif Gadhafi was involved in negotiating for Megrahi’s release, and accompanied him back to Libya.
Give money to Mother Teresa. Give money to the SPCA. Give money to that damn Jerry Lewis Telethon. But who in their right mind would give money to a “charity” run by an insane terrorist dictator who runs a country that sits atop a giant pool of oil?
Barack Obama. That’s who.
Source: CBS2Chicago.com
Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi’s request to meet 1000 prominent Italian women during his trip to Italy last week generated skepticism and amusement in equal measure.
It’s easy to think that maybe Muammar Gaddafi might have a screw loose based on nothing more than his elaborate costumes uniforms. But then he opens his mouth and confirms the theory that he’s nuttier than a fruitcake.
The Libyan strongman and nutcase recently visited Italy. The Age, one of Melbourne’s leading newspapers, describes the Twilight Zone episode that ensued:
(Libyan leader) Colonel Gaddafi’s request to meet 1000 prominent Italian women during his trip to Italy last week generated skepticism and amusement in equal measure. An exotic assemblage filed in. There were leading figures from politics, culture and industry; ministers posed for cameras, lawyers talked earnestly in their seats and reality TV personalities blew kisses across the aisles….
Mara Cafagna, a former topless model turned Minister of Equal Opportunities…started proceedings by describing the event as an “important day for relations between Italy and Libya”.
Ms Cafagna, who once described her experiences as Miss Italy as “a competition that makes you as a woman”, admirably espoused her new role as a figurehead of women’s rights…
Colonel Gaddafi drummed his fingers on the table, lounged back in his large leather chair and perused his little green book, occasionally beckoning one of his female bodyguards…who shuffled back and forth with drinks and boxes of tissues….
Then it all went a bit wrong. Using a peculiar example of a steam train driver, Colonel Gaddafi called for two systems in the professional forum — “one suitable for men, the other for women”.
With growing murmurs in the auditorium and a few noisy exits, Colonel Gaddafi tried to regain some credibility by denouncing the treatment of women in Arabic and Islamic societies.
“Why should these women have to apply to the head of state for the right to drive a car?” he asked. The audience applauded politely, but were soon laughing incredulously as he went on to add that this was a matter that “their husbands or brothers should decide”.
He did not mingle but sat behind an imposing desk up on the stage, with Ms Carfagna next to him on a chair, blowing kisses to the women as he left.
You can’t make this stuff up. You just can’t.
Source: The Age via Andrew Bolt
