Good news: Napolitano says America’s “safest communities” are on the Mexican border

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And we quote the Director of Homeland Security when we say, “The border’s not out of control.”

Whether it is or isn’t, we’re pretty sure Janet Napolitano is out of control.

So let’s just ignore those murders, drug dealing, beheadings, kidnappings, shootings, thefts and areas that the government has already declared unsafe for American citizens. Because if Janet Napolitano says the border area is safe, then by god, the border area is safe.

Now let’s sit back for a moment and imagine Napolitano playing the Jack Nicholson role in “A Few Good Men” and screaming, “You can’t handle the truth.”

This post was last modified on April 5, 2011

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  • HEY JANET, what about the mass graves of WHITE people found on the Texas Mexico border? Your days are numbered, you stupid moron!

  • Me so stupid... me so dumb... me believe her... me move to border town...

    Maybe she should move there as well unprotected and see if she will say the same in a day or so...

    • To be fair(just a little), she is from Arizona. She does work in Washington DC now, but she is from AZ. Does she go back when she's done screwing things up at DHS? Who knows? We'll know when we get there.

      • After she got a shovel ready job from Obama, Arizona became a better place. Good enough to garner a lawsuit from the federal government and that new black panther sympathizer Eric Holder. What did AZ do wrong? Oh, enforce the immigration law because those dirtbag liberal idiots in Wahhingrton DC won't. Arizona doesn't want her back. Let her keep shoveling for Obama. They're up to their necks in it

      • Which makes it even worse because she HAS to have first hand knowledge about what really goes on. Her statement has to be an outright lie.

  • I say give Fat Sis a beanbag shooter and leave her at the border for a few days and then see what she has to say about it.

  • i think that the party "NOT" in the whitehouse should name the attorney general. maybe then we'd see some feet held to the fire.

  • Dumb. (I had to correct that cause I first spelled it 'Dump', but then that describes her also. There are "Hotties" and then there are "Dumptrucks". Janet is definately a Dumptruck to the point where I'll bet BJ Clintoon would run from her.)

  • Napolitano is more full of sh!t then a constipated humpback. She can't even believe her own BS.

  • I really think after listening to that garbage we should be allowed to swear at our heart's content.....

  • Meanwhile, LEOs on the border are being told to make FEWER arrests during certain times, undoubtedly so the DHS can cook the numbers and claim it's safer than ever.