The UN is so daffy it would make news the day it didn’t say or do something stupid. Unfortunately, today is not that day. The Weekly Standard relates another “dog bites man” UN story:
… the United Nations again made itself an international laughing stock… by appointing North Korea chair of the U.N. Conference on Disarmament. Senator John Kerry [has said North Korea]…has “twice tested nuclear weapons…is developing missiles to carry them…has built facilities capable of producing highly enriched uranium for more nuclear weapons” and has defied a U.N. arms embargo by exporting weapons and sensitive technologies to rogue regimes.
A UN idea so stupid even John Kerry noticed? Not quite.
Alas, Senator Kerry is also one of the lead champions of the United Nations in the Senate. According to the U.N., “The Conference is funded from the UN regular budget, reports to the General Assembly and receives guidance from it.”
If North Korea uses that kind of guidance in their missles, they’ll end up hitting Pyongyang.
The UN is composed of folks with funny names who eat expensive food, basically a bunch of Barack Obamas. There’s gotta be some fancy thinkin’ behind this, right?
North Korea assumes the Conference chairmanship by being the next state in the alphabetical rotation of the 65 members, which include five nuclear weapons states and 60 other countries such as Iran and Syria.
Great, stupidity is on auto-pilot at the UN. What else can go wrong?
…American taxpayers… foot 22 percent of the [UN’s] bill…
Budget hawks, here’s some dead meat to feed on.
– Written by Bonfire of the Absurdities
Source: Weekly Standard
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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Alternate photo captions:
Suddenly in a game of strip poker Kim realizes he is not using his best poker face.
Kim in an intervue for the position of "Big Brother Czar".
While waiting for his meeting with Barney Frank, Kim wonders if there is enuf beer to drink him "pretty".
Laundry days in NK have been reduced to 1 day/week. Millions of laundry businesses in China fear an economic meltdown.
I so lonely......................................
Kim Joong Il, what a nice name, kinda rolls off the tongue like really thick sorghum syrup. This guy's a loon and he has his hands on nukes but his leash is currently held by the Chicoms. What's to stop them from turning their rabid dog loose on the rest of us if we don't do what they want? The UN almost single-handedly got us to this point, along with the help of some useful idiots like John "I was in Viet Nam" Kerry!
Thats a pic of Olivia getting warmed up to post. A few malt liquors knocked back and getting ready to roll a fatty (that's slang for a large marijuana joint, KQ).
"I'm so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone..."
The ONLY way I would want to see obomie in that picture, is if he were stuck in North Korea.
I could not have made up a worse way for the UN to illustrate their uselessness that with this move. NK's leader is as dangerous a lying sack of s--t as that clown in Iran is. Just unstable, and conceited enough to throw a hissy over something stupid, (Like he didn't get his porno order from Amazon in time) to murder 10 million people, and then cry when his country is turned into solid glass. (Trivia: the average 7 year old in the north is 3" shorter than one in South Korea. This isn't genetics, guys, this is nutrition. Source: KBS, the (South) Korean Broadcasting Service.)
Long Live South Korea!
//Vic
Things could be worse... it coulda been a picture of Obama in that pose. Not only would you have to stick sandpaper in your ears to try and erase the image from your brain, but you'd have to deal with all the puddles left by Chris Tingles and the rest of the MSM droolers.
No need to worry about anything for dinner tonight after viewing this pic. I thought Homer Simpson was just a cartoon until tonight.
Anita Dunn (a.k.a. I Need a Job), liked that pic above and was overheard whispering, "Oopa Mao Mao!"
WTH?
Is this the screen test for Kim Jong Il starring in "Homer Simpson Goes North Korea Nuclear?"