This story is the perfect union of Washington, DC idiots and Hollywood morons. And that puts it right square in the middle of IHateTheMedia.com’s sweet spot.
The Associated Press reports the Titanic news:
Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
The “Avatar” and “Titanic” director was among a group of scientists and other experts who met Tuesday with officials from the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies for a brainstorming session on stopping the massive oil leak.
The Canadian-born Cameron is considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies. “Avatar” and “Titanic” are the two highest-grossing films of all time.
Well, there you have it. Get those so-called oil experts out of the way and let the real geniuses take over.
In other news, President Obama has decided to hire Wall Street director Oliver Stone to help out with financial reform and Pulp Fiction director Quentin Tarantino to help out with gun control legislation.
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WTH?! What is going on?! Really? This sounds like a bad joke. Unbelievable.
Avatar wasn't all that.
I thought that the Arabs were called to help fix the problem what happened to that?
They got hung up at customs.
Comment seen on another site:
Maybe they can use Cameron's ego to "plug the damn hole."
Another site? We do not understand this strange language in which you speak.
Does this mean that watching the disaster continue will cost $10.50/ticket, plus $8.75 for a large popcorn and soft drink?
Too bad Alec Guinness is no longer with us, the administration could have had him use the 'force' to clean up the spill. Just when you think that lunacy has reached it's highest level.....
You guys are hysterical!
Obama should hire Tom Clancy as a political advisor.
I say nuke it. Will seal it up, will be less damage than letting this oil gush out for months or who know's how long.
Well, they did have Michael Bay give them ideas on how to stop terrorist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeSUuj98Rx0
poor vid quality, but you get the idea.