Suzy Amis Cameron must immediately conduct a lottery to determine which of her children must die to save the planet.
Suzy Amis Cameron must immediately conduct a lottery to determine which of her children must die to save the planet.
Red Carpet Green Dress highlights its founder’s hypocrisy:
James Cameron and Suzy Amis Cameron are saving the environment by having more kids than the Kennedys
Suzy Amis Cameron developed the “RED CARPET GREEN DRESS” contest to stimulate sustainable design [and] global green education …
As a model, actress, environmental champion, educational activist, wife of Academy Award winner, James Cameron, and the mother of five children, Suzy’s unique life experience formed the creation of this contest with a deep sense of purpose.
When James Cameron says “We’re going to have to live with less,” what he really means is “You’re going to have to live with less while I live with more.”
James Cameron, director of Titanic and Avatar, said, “I wanted to make an environmentally conscious mainstream movie … It will be a dying world if we don’t make some fundamental changes about how we view ourselves and how we view wealth … We’re going to have to live with less.”
Of course, when he says “We’re going to have to live with less,” what he really means is “You’re going to have to live with less while I live with more.”
We don’t begrudge anyone living the lifestyle their income allows them to live. What we begrudge is their hypocrisy.
Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Well, there you have it. Get those so-called oil experts out of the way and let the real geniuses take over.
James Cameron's ingenious solution to the Gusher in the Gulf
This story is the perfect union of Washington, DC idiots and Hollywood morons. And that puts it right square in the middle of IHateTheMedia.com’s sweet spot.
The Associated Press reports the Titanic news:
Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
The “Avatar” and “Titanic” director was among a group of scientists and other experts who met Tuesday with officials from the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies for a brainstorming session on stopping the massive oil leak.
The Canadian-born Cameron is considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies. “Avatar” and “Titanic” are the two highest-grossing films of all time.
Well, there you have it. Get those so-called oil experts out of the way and let the real geniuses take over.
In other news, President Obama has decided to hire Wall Street director Oliver Stone to help out with financial reform and Pulp Fiction director Quentin Tarantino to help out with gun control legislation.
Actress (or “actor” as the Hollywood non-sexists now prefer) Sigourney Weaver says James Cameron lost the Academy Award because “he doesn’t have breasts.”
Teddy Kennedy was robbed. We demand a posthumous Oscar for the late Massachusetts senator.
Actress (or “actor” as the Hollywood non-sexists now prefer) Sigourney Weaver says James Cameron lost the Academy Award because “he doesn’t have breasts.”
The Telegraph UK has the subcutaneous details:
The 60-year-old, who starred in the film, also said that Avatar missed out because it is unfashionable to give the Oscar to big Hollywood blockbusters.
In an interview with a Brazilian news website, Weaver said the Academy’s choice of best director was motivated by the fact that a woman had never won the prize.
“Jim didn’t have breasts, and I think that was the reason,” Weaver told Folha Online. “He should have taken home that Oscar,” she said.
We say this is preposterous. If Hollywood handed out Oscars based on breasts, Teddy Kennedy would have won one long before Al Gore.
Hollywood writer-producer-director-conspicuous consumer James Cameron is starting to believe his own bullshit. After creating Avatar, he’s become a born again environmentalist.
“James, James, James of the Jungle, brave as he can be. Watch out for that treeeeeeee.”
Hollywood writer-producer-director-conspicuous consumer James Cameron is starting to believe his own bullshit. After creating Avatar, he’s become a born again environmentalist.
The New York Times dutifully traipsed after Cameron on an Avatar-ish adventure to Brazil, where the director dappled himself with facepaint and spoke like a character from one of his films.
The Times reports on the hypocritical hype:
“The snake kills by squeezing very slowly,” Mr. Cameron said to more than 70 indigenous people, some holding spears and bows and arrows, under a tree here along the Xingu River. “This is how the civilized world slowly, slowly pushes into the forest and takes away the world that used to be,” he added.
As if to underscore the point, seconds later a poisonous green snake fell out of a tree, just feet from where Mr. Cameron’s wife sat on a log. Screams rang out. Villagers scattered. The snake was killed. Then indigenous leaders set off on a dance of appreciation, ending at the boat that took Mr. Cameron away. All the while, Mr. Cameron danced haltingly, shaking a spear, a chief’s feathery yellow and white headdress atop his head.
The boat pulled away and Cameron waved goodbye to his newfound forest friends.
“Can you believe that crazy American woman was afraid of a snake,” one native laughed as he waved adieu. “By the way, you owe me five bucks. I told you I could convince that moron to paint his face.”
And now comes a really interesting mashup that makes it look like James Cameron may have borrowed heavily from Disney’s Pocahontas, too.
There’s pretty convincing evidence that Avatar is a blatant rip-off a British graphic novel called Firekind. And equally convincing evidence that its a blatant rip-off of Dances With Wolves.
And now comes a really interesting mashup that makes it look like James Cameron may have borrowed heavily from Disney’s Pocahontas, too.
Call it “Pocahantas in Space.” Unless, of course, you want to call it “Dances With Wolves in Space” or “Firekind in Space.”
