Neologist-in-Chief creates a brand new word

Emancipation: n. e·man·ci·pa’tion. 1. To free from bondage, oppression, or restraint; liberate. “Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation freed the slaves.”

Epantsipation: n. e•pants•i•pa’tion. 1. To free from pants, dungarees, trousers; to pull down someone’s pants against his will. “Let’s epantsipate Joe Biden in the cabinet meeting again this afternoon.”

Oh, those Harvard graduates and their Ivy League vocabularies. Next thing you know, he’ll be talking about wedgification.

(Yeah, we know it’s no big deal. But if Bush had done it we would have had to listen to weeks of liberal yammering about how stupid he was).

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  • It is good to note that even though Bush was well read and so on, he never as far as I know, claimed to be an elite person with the most intelligence that there was on the Planet Earth. Even beyond the fact that Bush would have been mocked for saying that, the fact that Obama is not humble and claims to be something beyond a mere human being makes him ripe for ridicule.

  • Use in a sentence: The president said he credits Larry Sinclair with his epantsipation in the back of a limousine in Chicago's Boystown.

  • Lessee if that liberal wise-ass, Mr. Jane Pauley, will feature Obama-isms in Doonesbury as regularly as he feechured Bushisms. Oh hell, I already know that answer.