Emancipation: n. e·man·ci·pa’tion. 1. To free from bondage, oppression, or restraint; liberate. “Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation freed the slaves.”
Epantsipation: n. e•pants•i•pa’tion. 1. To free from pants, dungarees, trousers; to pull down someone’s pants against his will. “Let’s epantsipate Joe Biden in the cabinet meeting again this afternoon.”
Oh, those Harvard graduates and their Ivy League vocabularies. Next thing you know, he’ll be talking about wedgification.
(Yeah, we know it’s no big deal. But if Bush had done it we would have had to listen to weeks of liberal yammering about how stupid he was).
