Pundits have been wondering what Barack Obama and Bill Clinton talked about at their private lunch last week. Well, wonder no more. IHateTheMedia.com’s microphones were there to record the private tête-à-tête.
Clinton: Here’s what you gotta do, Barack.
Obama: I’m taking notes.
Clinton: Visit a beach in Louisiana.
Obama: Good idea. It’s been a while since America’s seen my sculpted pecs.
Clinton: Cool down, big fella. We’re going for the concerned leader shot. I want you to squat in the sand.
Obama: Squat?
Clinton: In the sand. Then get a faraway look on your face that says, “It’s me against the world.”
Obama: Then what?
Clinton: Then you reach down and pick up a little something out of the sand.
Obama: Like what?
Clinton: Well, I picked up rocks in Normandy in ’94. The press ate it up. But since this is an oil spill photo op, pick up something oily.
Obama: How about one of those little oil balls?
Clinton: (laughing) Ha, ha, ha. Oil Balls. That’s what Monica called me.
Obama: You’re sure this will work, Bill?
Clinton: Trust me. The press eats this stuff up. (Aside) I can’t believe Hillary lost to this guy.
This post was last modified on June 3, 2010
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Hey, I found a tie ... Mr. Hoffa, is that you?
" How many grains in a square inch, 1,2,3,4,5,ah no wait, 1,2,3,4,5,6, damit,1,2,"
Hmmm, I wonder how many miles per gallon the Sting-Rays in the gulf get from this stuff.
Bill, could you pass me some toilet paper? I would use my approval ratings, but they already look like crap.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr, Hmmmmmmmmmm, I think I will just doodle in the sand with my finger while I try to pinch a loaf, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Hmmmmmmmmmmm - remind me to have Michelle buy some more fiber rich cereal.
" sculpted pecs"
pffft, i finally saw the un shooped version of that picture the other day, and holy crap is he flabby
he looks like john travolta in wild hogs
Douche bags -the both of them. too funny guys-you made me laugh, which is hard to do these days.
Clinton and Obiden are douchebags, thus Douchebaggate ™