Obama plays the race card, says Republicans “are counting on black folks staying home”

President Barack Obama spoke in front of 10,000 people in Philadelphia on Sunday and suddenly discovered his inner black man.

“They said he was a p’fessor in a college, and could talk all kinds of languages, and knowed everything. And that ain’t the wust. They said he could VOTE when he was at home. Well, that let me out. Thinks I, what is the country a-coming to? It was ‘lection day, and I was just about to go and vote myself if I warn’t too drunk to get there…”

Oh, no. What were we thinking? That was Jim from Huckleberry Finn, not President Obama.

But in our defense, it’s tough to tell the difference when Obama starts pandering to a black audience by talking about “black folks” and sounding more like Jim than the Harvard educated attorney he really is.

This post was last modified on October 12, 2010

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  • I am counting on all the Dear Black Folks , have seen thru Obama's Lies and desceptions . And have come to the realization that OSAMA OBAMA isn't going to give them , that HOUSE with a "REAL " kITCHEN , and a CAR with a TANK of GAS . Instead of a chicken in every pot , He is going to give us a pair of tennis shoes , so we can walk to work , IF we are lucky enough to have a job .

  • This Nobel prize winner must be impeached.Investigations must be started for all the leftist trash that is part of the Obama administration and the thieves in the black caucus.Send them all to jail

    • racism is perpetuated by the power brokers and those who feel they are owed a livelihood from the labors of others. The race card is outdated, time to come up with a new battle cry for class warfare. Next year the demographics will put the WASP as a minority, who will the leeches attach to once there are not enough of evil white entrepreneurs to go around for that ever increasing welfare group?

  • No, Captain Zero, the Republicans are not counting on black folks staying home...fact is, we already know that they will vote in the 90th percentile for Democrats.
    What they ARE counting on, is a significant chunk of the pissed off electorate to vote out ANY and EVERY clown in Congress that voted to sell this country down the river via healthcare, TARP, bank bailouts and a whole host of other POS legislation carefully designed to destroy the USA from inside out.

    Obama & Co is starting to panic, since they are probably crunching the numbers right now trying to figure out if they've got enough of a lock on the fraudulent voting schemes a la Franken, Gregoire et al, to put them over the top.

    Never underestimate the power of corruption, but also never underestimate the collective power of a pissed constituent!

    • If you thought the lawyers got rich in 2000, wait til the Dems lose power this year. They'll be finding votes in trunks of cars, dead people will vote by the millions, absentee ballots will just somehow show up, and be voting democrat. I smell a rat, and it's just October.

  • Sadly, for Obama and the donks, old white people will be voting... and.... voting against the party making holy war on them.

    Medicare cuts but medicare increases.

    Social Security stays flat but government workers get 3% increases.

    Savings rates at 0%.

      • Oh come on man! Obama is SuperFly!

        Haven't you seen the video of him playing basketball against the UNC Tarheels?

        He and Ray Allen were separated at birth cuz they both got game. Know what I'm sayin'?

  • I seriously LOVE the way he changes his inflection and speech pattern when he talks "down" to Black Folks.