I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Investigative reporter finds hundreds of dead people voting in Los Angeles. One example: John Cenkner died in Palmdale in 2003 but somehow voted in 2004, 2005, 2006, 2008 and 2010. When asked how this was possible, his daughter replied, “He took a lot of time choosing his candidates.”

Kenneth Starr: from righteous warrior to pusillanimous academic. After investigating and prosecuting him in the 90s, now he sings Bill Clinton’s praises:

“President Carter set a very high standard, which President Clinton clearly continues to follow.”

Say what!?

“His genuine empathy for human beings is absolutely clear. It is powerful, it is palpable and the folks of Arkansas really understood that about him—that he genuinely cared.”

We wonder if Juanita Broaddrick “understood that about him.”

CEO Raises Salaries to $70K for EVERY Employee, Now has to Rent Out his Own Home to Make Ends Meet: The 20th Century Motor Company arrives.

U.S. officials worried about military coup in Venezuela. Here’s the $64,000 question: Why?

Hundreds of oil tankers anchored or barely moving off the coast of China. The price of oil is so low they don’t want to dock and unload. ZeroHedge spotted the same thing off Galveston in November.

Meet Spot, Mr. Puppy UK for 2016, who likes to dress as a Dalmatian. His former fiancée, Rachel (above), left him because, in her words, “I didn’t understand it. I didn’t want to understand it.” Sounds ruff.

Trump campaign admits it didn’t raise $6 million for veterans. From the 2016 We-Told-You-So files, IHTM told you so back in February: Remember that $6 million Trump promised for veterans groups?

Black Lives Matter leader with “social justice charity” turns out to be… a pimp? You couldn’t make this stuff up.

Portland Public Schools board turns into book burners. The board passed a resolution Tuesday which will eliminate all books which “cast doubt on whether climate change is occurring and that the activity of human beings is responsible.”