I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Iran orders Hezbollah to target Saudi Arabia instead of Israel. LOL. Israel will no doubt enjoy the break. Iran is that neighbor from hell with multiple pit bulls chained to the bumpers of multiple abandoned cars in his front yard, who sits on his porch wearing camo pants, infantry boots, and no shirt, repeatedly field stripping his AK-47 while staring at your kids.

Is Trump backsliding on climate change now? He’s been a vocal skeptic but now that he’s got the nomination sewn up, listen to his “energy adviser:”

“My advice would be, while I’m a skeptic as well, he is a product of political populism and political populism believes that there needs [to be] some addressing of climate change.”

Huh?

And you thought abortion was bad:

“A handful of scientists around the United States are trying to do something that some people find disturbing: make embryos that are part human, part animal.”

States renamed for countries with similar gun ownership. I live in Turkey. Our two presidential candidates come from Pakistan.

Obama administration quietly approves delay of California bullet train. Somebody please shoot this project in the head and put it out of its misery.

People’s Republic of New York goes all in on transgender appeasement. New York City businesses will be fined by the City Commission on Human Rights if they don’t use a customer’s “preferred gender pronoun.” And oh, by the way, the number of different pronouns in use by the LGBTQIA community is large. And fluid.

Gay pastor apologizes, says Whole Foods cake slur a hoax: That seems to be a theme with the Gaystapo.