Here’s How Paul Ryan Said His Meeting With Trump Went. Ryan must have got his rear end reamed after he said he wasn’t ready to vote for Trump.
Jenner has sex change regret

Jenner has “sex change regret.” Caitlyn may “transition” back to Bruce again… or still is Bruce and wants to admit it… or something. We confess our confusion.
So now that Muslim ban was a suggestion

So now that Muslim ban was only a “suggestion.” There is very little left of his various promises and pledges that he hasn’t backed away from since he clinched in Indiana. If you’re still a Trump supporter… why?
University of California President Napolitano allocates $25.2M for students in country illegally
University of California President Napolitano allocates $25.2M for students in country illegally. Students can expect their tuition to go up again momentarily.
Benghazi Shocker: Two Service Members Say They Were Armed And Ready To Rescue
Benghazi Shocker: Two Service Members Say They Were Armed And Ready To Rescue. Which is why General Carter Ham was ordered to stand down, so no one would go on a rescue mission.
Wendy’s Serves Up Big Kiosk Expansion As Wage Hikes Hit Fast Food
Wendy’s Serves Up Big Kiosk Expansion As Wage Hikes Hit Fast Food. Libtard economics strikes again. Government meddles with free market, free market finds way around it.
Chelsea Clinton husband closes hedge fund

Chelsea Clinton’s husband closes hedge fund after losing 90 percent of investors’ money. He’ll be all right. You don’t need to be a financial genius to succeed once you’re in the Clinton Crime Family.
A giant moth managed to knock out a Tesla car’s Autopilot system
A giant moth managed to knock out a Tesla car’s Autopilot system. Kind of like the dog ate my homework for Tesla drivers who get in wrecks.

Citadel says no to Muslim’s hijab request, terror-linked CAIR threatens lawsuit
Citadel says no to Muslim’s hijab request, terror-linked CAIR threatens lawsuit. They tried to make me leave my hijab…but I said no-no-no.
Member of Obama Administration Deemed Too Conservative to Speak at Georgetown
Member of Obama Administration Deemed Too Conservative to Speak at Georgetown. Well, at least they’re not afraid of chalk.
UK’s hate crime laws might be out of control

UK’s hate crime laws might be out of control. On April 28th a Scottish man was arrested on hate crime charges for a YouTube video of his pug giving a Nazi salute.
Weekly Thread 5/9 to 5/16/16. Let’s roll!
Weekly Thread 5/9 to 5/16/16. Let’s roll!
CNN ERASES, omits “ALLAHU AKBAR” screams from Munich jihad stabbing rampage news report
CNN ERASES, omits “ALLAHU AKBAR” screams from Munich jihad stabbing rampage news report. Why do we hate the medial? This!
Local Flint Democrats surge into first place in water crisis sleaze contest
Local Flint Democrats surge into first place in water crisis sleaze contest. So far this scandal has been mostly about the incompetence of the Republican governor’s administration, with a dash of incompetence at the federal level by the Obama administration, but now we learn that Flint’s Democrat mayor has been redirecting donations to her personal campaign fund from a charity meant to help families hurt by the bad water. That’s cold.
111 United Methodist ministers come out of the LGBTQI closet
111 United Methodist ministers come out of the LGBTQI closet. On a related note, membership in the UMC has fallen by about 50% over the last ten years. Duh.
Hungry Venezuelans Hunt Dogs, Cats, Pigeons as Food Runs Out
Hungry Venezuelans Hunt Dogs, Cats, Pigeons as Food Runs Out. Perhaps they should hunt and BBQ MAduro and his buddies.
Facebook workers admit suppressing conservative news

Facebook workers admit suppressing conservative news. Social media, the news media, Wikipedia, academia, and Hollywood all work to prevent Americans from learning the truth. Sometimes it seems like a hopeless battle.
California’s cap-and-trade program may expand to rain forests
California’s cap-and-trade program may expand to rain forests. Here you go folks. BART breaks down almost daily, our roads are about in total in disrepair, Jerry Brown wants to increase taxes and guess what the greentards in Sacramento want to do with the cap and trade money they’re stealing out of your wallet?
They want to send it to some indian tribe in Brazil to save trees in the rain forest, which last time we looked took care of itself just fine.

White House eyes first national monument to gay rights movement
White House eyes first national monument to gay rights movement: If only we had a President that cared about all rights as much as he does the supposedly gay ones.
Chris Hayes: Cruz Speaking of Spanking = ‘He Hits His Kids’
Chris Hayes: Cruz Speaking of Spanking = ‘He Hits His Kids’. Spanking kids produced the generation that stormed the beaches of Normandy. Time outs and participation trophies produced Chris Hayes.
Art of the Deal

“On my plan they’re going down. But by the time it’s negotiated, they’ll go up.” That’s Trump, reiterating this morning that taxes on the “wealthy” will go up, in spite of previous promises, and demonstrating that he’s a master of negotiation.
We Won’t Comply With ‘Blatantly Political’ Subpoena, Mayor’s Lawyer Says
We Won’t Comply With ‘Blatantly Political’ Subpoena, Mayor’s Lawyer Says. Who does he think he is? Obama? Hillary?
Trump Adviser’s Ties Raise Security Questions
Trump Adviser’s Ties Raise Security Questions. So what happens if the CIA and the DOD decide they won’t brief Trump or this guy?

The transvestite behind the suspension of Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore

The transvestite behind the suspension of Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore. Yeesh. We’re guessing Hillary supporter.
Owner Takes Delivery Of New McLaren 650S, Throws It Into A Tree 10 Minutes Later
Owner Takes Delivery Of New McLaren 650S, Throws It Into A Tree 10 Minutes Later. George, George, George of the Jungle, Rich as he can be.
(Ahhhhhhhh) Watch out for that tree.
