I HATE THE MEDIA ™

While North Koreans go hungry, Kim Jong Un balloons to 300 pounds. He should change his name to Kim Jong Deux.

12 Detroit school principals charged with corruption. Instead of purchasing school supplies, they were taking kickbacks from a vendor who billed the school system for supplies that never arrived. No doubt the teachers union will protect these 12 scumbags to the bitter end.

Big name Trump supporters edging toward lifeboats? Newt Gingrich is calling Trump’s attack on Heidi Cruz “utterly stupid” and Ann Coulter, whose every column for the last six months has sounded like it was written by the Trump campaign, called The Donald “mental.”

Campus employee assaults white student for “cultural appropriation”: The great thing about Western Culture is that in addition to its own developments it has borrowed from and improved upon the the good that other cultures offered. That is what makes it the best, most tolerant, equitable and freest of the various systems. So as proud ambassadors of this noble tradition we would like to extend a heartfelt invitation to this culture Nazi to freely appropriate some of ours or join it outright. There is no guarantee it would make her a happier person, but it would certainly make her a better one.

Trump admits that another campaign position is a bluff. This time it’s his promise to impose costly tariffs on imported goods. “It’ll never happen,” Trump said, “but you have the threat out there…”

Three-year-old CBO Obamacare enrollment prediction off by 24 million. As Maxwell Smart would say, “Missed it by that much.”