I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Trump tweets unflattering picture of Ted Cruz’s wife. Donald Trump, all class.

Kasich rules out VP role but he’s open to running with a Democrat. Another WTF moment from the Looney Tune Buckeye.

U.S. Customs fudging statistics on number of illegals crossing border. All across the federal government, it’s the same thing: Obama wants to report good numbers to the sheep people, so agencies invent whatever numbers are required to make him look good.

Sea level falling over last six years. This is raw data that Global Warmists haven’t “adjusted” yet. By the time they get done massaging these numbers, Manhattan will be underwater and Jim Hansen will be selling ocean front property in Kansas.

In Arizona, Kasich comes in fourth out of three. And still won’t quit.

Obama’s so-called “economic recovery” in nine charts. If you had the feeling that things have gotten worse since Obama entered the White House, you were correct.

George Clooney Slams Donald Trump in Hillary Clinton Fundraising Letter: It’s Time for a ‘Grown-Up’.

“If you listen to the loudest voices out there today, you’d think we’re a country that hates Mexicans, hates Muslims, and thinks that committing war crimes is the best way to make America great again,” Clooney writes, calling out Trump’s campaign slogan. “The truth is that the only thing that would prevent America from being great would be to empower these voices.”

All things considered Mr. Clooney a Muslim is far better off at a Trump rally than under an Obama kill drone. A Mexican is far better off at a Trump event than in front of a Fast and Furious gun. A woman is far better off being talked at by a Trump supporter than being raped by Bill Clinton. And a Trump employee has a much better quality of life than the ones working for Hillary. Especially the ones that were working for her when she was in charge of Benghazi.

ISIS supporters are threatening more violence and coordinating a social-media response to the Brussels attacks: ISIS, as you will recall, came into existence shortly after The White House came up with a plan calling for the creation of a Islamic military organization powerful enough to counter Assad. Of course The White House did more than just call for terrorists in Syria. They armed and trained them as well.

White House to lay out ‘next chapter’ for ObamaCare: What Chapter are we on now? Seven? Yeah that’s it. We’re on Chapter 7.

Florida man ‘steals $60,000 BMW a day after he tried to buy it with food stamps and dealership turned him down.’ I’m sorry sir – we don’t take EBT cards. H/T poppajoe49

Fox News finally defends Megyn Kelly against Donald Trump. The network says the presidential candidate has an “extreme, sick obsession” with the news anchor.

Now Romney says he will vote for Ted Cruz. Establishment RINOs have been dancing around like drops of water on a hot skillet trying to avoid endorsing Cruz. Boehner went from Kasich to Ryan in the course of about 48 hours. Graham went from hating Cruz to holding a fundraiser for him, while still insisting that Kasich is a better choice. And now Romney announces he will vote for Cruz but hold his nose while doing it. Trying to get these nincompoops to do the right thing is like leading a horse to water and making him drink it through his rear end.

Most transparent administration ever sets new FOIA record. According to statistics, people who filed Freedom of Information Act requests in 2015 got nothing 77% of the time. But that doesn’t mean the records didn’t exist:

“In some high-profile instances, usually after news organizations filed expensive federal lawsuits, the Obama administration found tens of thousands of pages after it previously said it couldn’t find any.”