I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Clinton Foundation shook down supermodel’s charity.  Bill only wanted a piddling $500,000 bribe honorarium, nothing to see here.

See Why McDonalds’ Workers Won’t Have to Worry About Making ‘Minimum Wage’ Much Longer. One picture is worth a thousand paychecks.

Man named BACON arrested in fight over last piece of sausage. Some where in this there’s a joke, but we just can’t come up with it.

Bernie Sanders Once Wrote That Women Fantasize About Being Gang-Raped. So what else has this old perv been up to? Or do we want to know?

Judge Roy Moore: Impeach Ginsburg for Marrying Two Men Ahead of SCOTUS Ruling on Gay Marriage. Great idea! Let’s give Obama the chance to appoint someone even worse!

20-Year-Old Video Surfaces, Reveals Who Barack Obama REALLY is. Grandpa’s buddy Frank Marshall the Commie, pornographer pedophile.

https://youtu.be/IMUJsplGxQo

Judge Blasts Administration Lawyer In Congress’ Separation Of Powers Lawsuit. Evidently the Judge (God bless her) doesn’t agree with King Obama that if Congress tells him “NO!” that it’s OK to have a temper-tantrum and do what he wants anyway.

Government s’mores: Michelle O’s food police reinventing campfire treat. At least this doesn’t involve mystery meat.

Confirmed: State Dept Knew Immediately Benghazi Was A Terrorist Attack. It’s a sad state of affairs when the Obama Administration, Hillary Clinton and her State Department ignore pleas for increased security, lie about the cause of the attack, falsely arrests an innocent man and locks him up to bolster their lie about the cause and then lies about the fact that they immediately knew it was a terrorist attach and not a bunch on insulted Muslims.

Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert Faces Federal Charges.  Meanwhile the Feds completely ignore the Clinton’s and their currency acrobatics and payoffs.

Seriously, is this what presidential elections have come to? Is it all about whose comic book is better?

Egyptian TV commentators laugh at and skewer President Obama. After watching this short video, you will naturally wonder why you don’t hear this sort of thing on U.S. television.

The words Scott Walker did not say. Brought to you by another Politico nitwit.

Hillary Clinton’s Southern Accent Returns. Yankee carpet bagger! Y’all remember Hillary. Y’all is singular, y’alls is plural and y’alls y’alls is plural possessive.

More Bad News For Clinton: Trustworthiness Is In The Tank. We can’t even begin to wonder what kind of morons the 39% who trust her are like.

When Republicans propose over-the-counter birth control, liberals suddenly oppose women’s choice. Based upon this the GOP should immediately tell everyone they’re voting for Hillary.

Clinton Foundation hit with racketeering lawsuit. The hits just keep on coming!

Solar panels on Apple facility catch fire. Technical question: is it still considered green energy when there’s black smoke pouring out?

SHOOTINGS ARE UP 45% IN BILL DE BLASIO’S SAFE ACT-LOVING, FRISK-FREE NEW YORK CITY. Just wait until NYPD starts Zumba dancing. Then it will go back down.

Bernie Sanders: Don’t Need 23 Choices of Deodorant, 18 Choices of Sneakers When Kids Are Going Hungry. Socialists don’t like choice. Mostly because, if choices are not taken away, the only people that are going to opt into their system are the ones looking to exploit those who will have already absented themselves from it. And having those kind of options makes it very difficult for Bernie Sanders to take any more control of our lives or for his economic policies to kill another hundred million people.

Kenyan lawyer wants to marry Malia Obama. He’s offered 50 cows, 70 sheep, and 30 goats for Malia, saying he fell in love with her in 2008 (when she was 10) and hasn’t dated anyone since… which might explain all the sheep and goats.

DOJ Rules for Cleveland Police: ‘De-Escalation’ Instead of Force; Use (Nice) Words, Not Guns. We suggest the DOJ copy NYPD and have Cleveland PD trained to Zumba Dance whenever there’s a problem.

NYPD boss spent $60K on dance studio for cops, infuriating Bratton. Next time they have a riot NYPD can send a flash mob and Zumba dance the rioters away. Wouldn’t seeing 50 NYPD cops coming at you doing the Zumba scare your shitless?

https://youtu.be/RlRPHHKJt7Q

Democratic Challenger Calls out Hillary Clinton: ‘When You Hustle Money Like That…’ Meet Hillary Clinton AKA the Money Hustler.

Hillary Clintons Tweet about Obama on illegal aliens. She think’s it’s perfectly OK for his Imperial Majesty Obama to make up laws because Congress won’t act. What a crock.

5th Circuit is wrong on immigration. @POTUS followed precedent, took steps for families when GOP House wouldn't. Must continue the fight. -H

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 27, 2015