I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Self-parking Volvo plows into journalists. Where is John Connor when you need him?

The words Ted Cruz did not say. Brought to you by another Hollywood nitwit.

Turns out World Cups in Russia and Qatar were the result of bribes. Another contender for the 2015 No Shit Sherlock award.

BERNIE SANDERS ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT. Colonel Bernie Sanders should make his campaign slogan ‘A Big Bucket of Fried Chicken in Every Pot.’

H/T Sidekick

IRS: THIEVES USED OUR SYSTEM TO STEAL TAX INFO FROM 100,000. So what ever happened to honor amongst thieves?

Breaking: Fifth Circuit upholds injunction against executive amnesty. Obama gets smacked down by the Federal Courts again.

Bill Clinton Created Shell Company So Hillary Wouldn’t Have To Report Income In Financial Disclosure. The peasants do not need to know!

You’re 45% more likely to be murdered in de Blasio’s Manhattan. Bill must be jealous of Chicago and Baltimore.

#BlackLivesMatter or Something: 63 Shot, 21 Dead in Holiday Weekend Carnage in Baltimore and Chicago. Sadly, we have a combined grand total for the Memorial Day Weekend carnage. Evidently no one was shot or killed by white-Christian-Republican-Tea Party-Militia members with concealed carry permits.

Islamic Cleric: Masturbation Will Result In Pregnant Hands. Sombody quick! Warn the CAL-OSHA Board Members!!!

California To Force Porn Actresses To Wear Safety Goggles On Set. We have to wonder what this “research” involved? We suspicion that after  5 years the members (pun intended) of the CAL-OSHA Board of Directors will be filing carpal-tunnel syndrome worker’s comp claims. Hey! It’s California! You don’t have to make this stuff up!

The California Occupational Safety and Health Standards Board released a 21-page proposal of porno regulations. If you find it funny that the state is pushing this volume of rules for porn shoots, it’s even more hilarious that they spent 5-years of hearings and research to come up with this stuff.

24-Year Olds From California Arrested for Trying to Join ISIS. Muhanad Badawi and Nader Elhuzayel. Sounds like white, Republican, Tea Party, veteran terrorists to us.

No small mistake: Obama’s embarrassing Memorial Day proclamation leaves many stunned. Does Obama ever watch anything besides ESPN?

“For many of us, this #MemorialDay is especially meaningful—it is the first since our war in Afghanistan came to an end.” —@POTUS

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 25, 2015

Governor Huckabee Will Address the RedState Gathering. #redstate should probably think about changing their name to #rinostate.

Al Jazeera Audience Supports ISIS ‘Victories.’ We suggest they poll the audiences at MSNBC and CNN because we have a feeling they feel the same way.

What These Patriotic Bikers Just Did Reportedly Broke A Record With A Loud And Clear Message. No violence. We think the message might have been: Dear President Obama, we’re not terrorists who need to have our firearms taken way.

According to an article on Yahoo! News, the 2015 “Ride for Freedom” drew an amazing number of riders and spectators from the Pentagon, across the Memorial Bridge, and on to the National Mall. “Organizers estimated that more than a million bikers and spectators attended, making it the largest one-day motorcycle gathering in the world, Rolling Thunder spokeswoman Nancy Regg said.”

Pastor Shot Multiple Times as He Was Placing Memorial Day Flags Outside of His Church. It looks like the thugs in Connecticut are making a big play to be number 1 with a gun by hitting a new low

H/T poppajoe49

Michelle Obama Tells Graduates to ‘Shape the Revolutions.’ Funny, our local news completely edited out any revolutionary comments.

Black TV Executive Calls Obama A ‘White President In Black Face’ [VIDEO]. …and Republicans would have done better leaving Harry Reid in office instead of getting stuck with RINO Obama ass-kisser Mitch “Obama’s Bitch” McConnell.

Is This The Perfect Memorial Day Picture? Web Denizens Cry Fowl Over Viral Image. We’ve been thinking how to honor our valiant Veterans this morning then we found this. Frankly we couldn’t do any better. Prayers and a IHTM salute for all those who have died defending our freedom.

Marilyn Mosby’s Consequences – 27 People Shot Memorial Day Weekend – Deadliest Month In Two Decades… You can bet your bippy Baltimore PD won’t be investigating these very hard.

You can still buy whatever you want in socialist Venezuela. As long as you have American dollars.

Last week’s timeline of Obama Administration climate change BS

Wednesday: President Obama tells Coast Guard grads that climate change is a national security threat.

Friday: Vice President Biden tells Navy grads they need to be ready to deal with the “devastating effects of climate change.”

Saturday: We learn the CIA is shutting down its projects to study the security implications of climate change.

Andrew Carnegie: “As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.”

The case for a lost race of Native American giants. Part 1 and Part 2. For more than a century and a half, establishment anthropologists, including a former head of the Smithsonian, have been covering up the fact that a slew of 7-to-8-foot skeletons with elongated skulls, large jaws, and extra teeth have been discovered in the eastern U.S. … Is there any scientific discipline we can trust?

George Stephanopoulos joined Bill Clinton at Pedo Island. We wonder if any perverts mistook George for a 10 year old boy?