I HATE THE MEDIA ™

White House Details on Anticipated Administrative Relief. Evidently the National Immigrant Youth Alliance is po’ed before Obama’s even given his speech. Here’s the leak.

66-year-old co-founder of nation’s largest gay rights organization… arrested for meeting 15-year-old boy in a hotel room. Terry Bean is a man with a lot of high-level connections in the Democrat Party so watch this case get “disappeared.”

New York subway system cracks down on “man spreaders.” Hey, why pick on men? How about fat women who take up three seats because their thighs prevent them from closing their legs? Or women with butts like Kim Kardashian?

Updated list of 66 excuses for the 18-26 year ‘pause’ in global warming. Finally! Something with more excuses than Obama!

As king, Charles intends to speak out on important issues. Oh goody, just what the world needs: another certifiable moron acting as his government’s figurehead and filling every speech with hissy fits about Global Warming.

Silicon Valley Company Deploys Robotic Security Guards to Keep Watch. The Daleks have arrived.

Union Warns Anti-Keystone Democrats There Wil Be Consequences. Not voting for the pipeline is decreasing their money pipeline. (Don’t blame us for ‘wil’ blame the DC.)

BREAKING: DOJ Moves to Disqualify All Defense Attorneys Who Know of Govt Misconduct. Just when you think things can’t possibly get any more crooked.

President Obama to make a statement on immigration Thursday night. Statement? More like he’s going to make a royal decree.

Hilarious: among Dem presidential contenders, Hillary is the young one. Gee, anybody think the Democrat Party is getting a little stale?

Nancy Pelosi thinks Democrats won the election… or something:

“Well, we did have 25 seats in play and we’ve won 13 or 14 of them. We’ve won a majority of those seats. We lost seven freshmen and we lost three—Bishop, Rahall and Barrow—fabulous people who won in tough districts over and over again. But remember what I said then, it’s like the Olympics, it’s a little bit on one side, it’ll be a fraction of a second, fraction of an inch. That’s how it came down. Of that 25, I think it’s 14 of them that we have won. There’s one that it’s a loss for us but it wasn’t an incumbent. It was Bruce Braley’s seat. So that’s another seat. But it wasn’t an incumbent, it was just that he didn’t win his own district. But in terms of people who are not coming back, it’s nine, no 10. It’s 10. It’s the three and then seven. Now, we’ll see what happens. They won 10, we won about 14 of them… Of course, no one likes to see their colleagues leave and you don’t want to lose but, of those 25 races, we won 14 and lost 10.”

For the record: the House started out with 233 Republicans, 199 Democrats, and 3 vacancies. So far, Republicans have 12 additional seats with 5 still undecided. If Republicans get 3 of those 5, they will have gained 15 seats and have the largest House majority since 1928.

OBAMA ON SYNAGOGUE ATTACK: ‘TOO MANY PALESTINIANS HAVE DIED.’ Well, we can see whose side Barack Hussein is on.

Is Ebola back in New York? FDNY arrives in Hazmat suits as woman who had ‘recently traveled from Guinea and was being monitored for Ebola drops dead with blood coming from her face, nose and mouth.’ It looks like President Obola and the CDC’s smart medicine is working well.

NEW YORK TIMES HIGHLIGHTS OBAMA’S OWN LEGAL OBJECTION TO EXECUTIVE AMNESTY. President Obola was against amnesty before he was for amnesty. A man of conviction.

Palestinians Celebrate – Hand Out Candy After Synagogue Terror Attack. The religion of Reese’s Pieces?

MSNBC Host Literally Screams ‘No One Cares About Jonathan Gruber!’ [VIDEO]. The voters aren’t only stupid, now they don’t care.

http://youtu.be/pjtZDLYO-hw

Under Obama, U.S. personal freedom ranking slips below France. If this keeps going pretty soon it will be below Nazi Germany and the U.S.S.R.

WATCH: Fox News Confronts Obamacare’s Jonathan Gruber. For someone who likes to run his mouth this guy’s awfully quiet all of a sudden.

Gruber frequently visited White House. Pretty good for a guy nobody ever heard of.

Welcome to winter! Second polar plunge dumps FIVE FEET of snow on Great Lakes, stranding drivers and shutting down highways as 49 states dip below freezing. Global warming is just so amazing!

Excuses Abound As Sea Shepard Negligently Dumps Up To Half A Tonne Of Diesel Fuel Into Trinity Inlet. Being a greentard means you should have carte blanche to destroy the environment. Had Chevron done this CNN would have been ragging about it for months.

Begich finally concedes in Alaska. So, after inflicting the cursed albatross of nationalized healthcare on the nation by supplying the 60th vote for Obamacare, this one-term crybaby, who only won office because of skullduggery by the U.S. Justice Department, rides off into the sunset whining about “ten million dollars of attacks from outside groups and their partisan narrative.” So long, Markie – don’t let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you.