I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Remember this story? Don Ennis, the ABC News editor who switched from being Don to Dawn and then back to Don, has switched back to Dawn again. That’s the latest, although it’s been three days so he could be a Martian antelope by now. (Gender change regrets are quite common, apparently.) Oh, by the way, ABC fired him, the transphobic cretins.

IRS commissioner: You know, e-mail isn’t necessarily an “official record” – IRS Manual says it is. “By the way, IRS Commissioner John Koskinen came to that job from being Chairman of Freddie Mac during the housing bust.” The best and the brightest… all work somewhere else.

Obama Officials Refuse To Provide Data About Flood of Illegals. That’s because it’s a flood. So they’re busy trying to link this to hurricane Katrina and George W. Bush.

NOAA says Great White Shark population on the rise in North Atlantic Ocean. But – but… Global warming! Ocean acidification! Sea temperature rise! Big oil! The Koch brothers! Republicans! The Tea Party!

Buzzfeed tries to misquote and slander Republican congressman. Here’s columnist Andrew Kaczynski’s first headline:

“Republican Rep. Tim Huelskamp Thursday declared that women are “desperately looking for a husband” during a speech at the March for Marriage in Washington D.C.”

After he was forced to retract, here’s the new more-accurate headline:

“Republican Rep. Tim Huelskamp Thursday talked Thursday about the need for husbands to step up, and become ‘real men’ – because their children need them…”

Government Hiring Escorts For 65,000 Unaccompanied Illegal Alien Children. All these illegal children showing up at our border certainly was a surprise, wasn’t it?

Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Grants Itself Authority to Shut Down Any Business at Anytime. What a nice way to shut down the enemies of the state like gun stores, gun manufacturers, non-union businesses, businesses owned by the Koch brothers, etc. It’s beginning to look more like Nazi Germany every day.

After Feds Snatch Documents From Police Station, Judge Throws Out Phone Spying Case. Is the Obama administration the most transparent in history? Yes! Providing you mean transparently corrupt.

2 Texas Men Arrested on Terror Charges. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! They weren’t Veterans!

Carney: I never told a lie. Rumor has it he’s never chopped down a cherry tree either.

Megyn Kelly to Dick Cheney: You got it wrong, sir. More GOP boot licking from those neo-cons over at Fox News.

Iraq crisis: Isis jihadists ‘seize Saddam Hussein’s chemical weapons stockpile‘. Guess somebody forgot to tell Isis that there were no WMD facilities in Iraq.

George Soros wants even more IRS harassment of conservatives. And Obama’s new IRS commissioner, John Koskinen, is promising Daddy Warbucks to git ‘er done. It’s like the IRS scandal doesn’t exist with these people.

Connecticut high school blocks Internet access to conservative websites. NRA site? Blocked. Gun control sites? No problem. State GOP site? Blocked. State Democrat Party site? No problem. Right-to-life sites? Blocked. Planned Parenthood? No problem. Etc. God forbid kids learn there are two sides to an argument.

Eight Thumbs Down! The Liar-in-Chief even got laughed at. Pathetic.

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Apartment Balcony Decoration Reportedly Deemed a ‘Threat to the Muslim Community’ and Ordered Down — Want to Guess What It Is? Well, evidently it doesn’t take much to scare Muslims.

California Legislature gearing up to ignore court on teacher tenure. “The issue remains that there are a number of teachers, nurses, counselors – folks who take care of kids every single day – who don’t have basic protections.” Protection from whom? We heard gubbermint is wise, compassionate, caring, generous… all that happy leftist horsepoop. So what do these people need protecting from, climate change?

Furious Tea Party lawyer promises to “Subpoena every single govt agency Lois Lerner talked to”. “She may have lost her emails, but people received those emails. So the people that received them are going to need to turn them over.” In other news, a large number of computers have been seen falling out of windows in DC recently.

Desperate Thad courting crossover votes: Pinning his qualifying victory on the active participation of those heavily invested in his ultimate defeat Thad Cochran is looking to buy a giant wooden horse and has plenty of insider money to spend.

Sources: Lois Lerner’s emails likely gone forever. Email recovery going just about as well as the economic one.

BREAKING: TEXAS-LED BORDER SECURITY SURGE ‘IMMINENT.’ The security surge vs. the diaper surge. We wonder if the Feds will suddenly have the manpower to go after the Texas DPS.

Obama: ‘The First Lady Doesn’t Get Paid and She Works Pretty Hard’ Does this mean she isn’t going to have any walking around money on her next four million dollar Hawaiian vacation? When the people hear this surely they will weep for the ill fortunes of their most glorious sovereign.

12 Trademarks Declared Less Offensive Than Redskins. Yes, in the libtard mind “Uppity Negro” is not offensive. Go figure.

Senators Propose 12-Cent Per Year Gas Tax Increase. Before too long you can just endorse your paycheck and send it in to the IRS.

Abu Khattala is a nobody and a distraction. “Khattala is nothing more than low hanging fruit plucked by an incompetent Administration desperate to change the subject.” Eat wag the dog.