I HATE THE MEDIA ™

CAIR urges mosques to apply for DHS security grants. The grants are “designed to assist nonprofit organizations that are vulnerable to terrorist attacks with procuring and installing security equipment to enhance safety.”

Cherokee women want to meet Elizabeth Warren on book tour. “To get Warren to understand why they are hurt and angry that she assumed, then discarded, Native American identity.” To paraphrase Dorothy Parker, Warren’s is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

Illinois House Committee wants taxpayers to spend $100 Million on Barack Obama Library. “Somehow, House Speaker Michael Madigan thinks this is an appropriate use of funds despite the state’s more than $100 billion pension crisis and $6.6 billion in unpaid bills.” The audacity of dopes.

Train nearly takes out U.S. Senator. Yet another example of how those Democrats are all geniuses.

http://youtu.be/ircHCzcg3WY

Rahm Emanuel lying about crime statistics in Chicago. To hide how badly gun control and, by extension, Rahm are failing, they reclassify crimes as lesser offenses or “non-crimes.” In one case, a woman in an empty warehouse was tied naked to a chair with wires, gagged, tortured, and killed – Chicago PD reclassified it as a “noncriminal death.”

Dem Rep on ObamaCare: “I think we may lose the Senate.” So they shouldn’t say “ObamaCare” either? WTF can they say? How about “Adios”?

Eastern Ukraine militants snub Geneva deal on crisis. That didn’t take long. Is the ink even dry yet?

U.S. to announce ground troops to Poland, says… Polish defense minister. Ooooh, a pivot back to Europe… Hope the troops will be given weapons.

New York Common Core standards omit “liberty” from founding principles. Somehow they missed the famous “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” phrase in the Declaration of Independence and never learned the name of that giant woman who stands holding a torch in the harbor. Here’s what they came up with instead:

“The United States is founded on the democratic principles of equality, fairness, and respect for authority and rules… Students will explore democratic principles such as dignity for all, equality, fairness, and respect for authority and rules…”

So forget about Ms. Libertas, little munchkins, and concentrate on learning obedience.

Joe Biden’s son running for governor. Like his father he’s had brain surgery and like Harry Reid he’s had a stroke so, in other words, he’s got the perfect resume for a Democrat.

New Hillary memoir to be titled “Hard Choices”? A sample: “A phone call for me? Ben who? Tell him I’m out! What difference does he make?”

Unsettling video shows large al Qaeda meeting in Yemen. They’re undoubtedly there in response to Kerry’s calls for action on climate change.

You’re not going to be happy when you see where all your tax dollars are going. Let me tell you how it will be…There’s one for you, nineteen for me…’Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman.

Slate: What if Bundy Ranch Were Owned by a Bunch of Black People? That depends. If one of the people in question is notorious tax-evader Al Sharpton the the scenario likely ends with the President attending another one of his parties (while the victims of the Tawana Brawley hoax remain unpaid and the victims of the Freddy’s Fashion Mart massacre remain dead). Of course that is not a perfect comparison. Sharpton doesn’t produce any cattle, just the stuff that comes out of them.

Pro-labor Media Matters fighting employees’ attempt to unionize. Do as you say, not as you do, eh George?

While Putin invades Ukraine, Obama and Biden have fun with selfies.

buf-foon
noun
1. a person who amuses others by tricks, jokes, odd gestures and postures.
2. a person given to coarse or undignified joking.

Elizabeth Warren: I was hurt by those attacks on my ancestry. Unlike Sarah Palin, for example, who we’re sure just loves all those attacks on herself.

Obama administration begins stealth bailout of Detroit: Apparently they can have their cake and eat yours too.

Complete Fiasco. “Putin’s winning without even having to invade.” At this rate, by the time January 2017 rolls around, Putin will be not even having to invade Ohio.

86M full-time private-sector workers sustain 148M benefit takers. The corollary, as tweeted today: “Taxes are the price we pay for 7 of the 10 richest counties being within commuting distance of DC.” Buying votes with OPM.

New study shows casual pot use connected to brain abnormalities. Well, we now have an explanation for the way President Wackadoodle thinks.

Wendy Davis getting crushed in Texas. Gee, who could’ve guessed that Texans wouldn’t want a lying, big-government, tax-and-spend, abortion-loving, liberal phony as their governor?

Census Bureau valiantly trying to make Obama look less like a lying ass. This year, they changed the questions on health care in a way guaranteed to show fewer people uninsured. Naturally, Obamacare will get the credit and, naturally, the Census Bureau insists the changes had nothing to do with it being an election year.

Bloomberg: “I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.” “Pointing to his work on gun safety, obesity and smoking cessation, he said with a grin: “I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in.” Ummm, not too self-righteous, is he?

Sebelius Said to Weigh Run for Kansas Senate Seat. Fresh from screwing up Obamacare she now wants to screw up Kansas. If Kansans elect her they should change their motto to “The Moron State.”