I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Calif. high-speed rail board adopts new business plan. Forgive us while we pause for a good laugh.

Revenue is expected to be 5 percent lower than originally projected by 2025 and 10 percent lower by 2040, but the authority says it still will be able to operate without taxpayer subsidies.

Only in Fantasyland California could you get a prediction like this. Notice no mention of the fact it will end up costing way more than $68 billion, which is yet more fantasy. If you think I’m crazy look at the $5 billion cost overruns on the new SF-Oakland Bay Bridge span.

It’s a ‘Mega-trap’! Obama-backed solar facility incinerates birds. Meanwhile, right down the road a piece from the Great Nevada Cow Standoff you can get government sponsored Falcon Fricassee and Condor Kabobs. We wonder of those falling birds might endanger the very endangered almost extinct millions of Desert Tortoises? Nah, that would only happen if this solar facility wasn’t owned by one of Obama’s buddies.

 

Cowboys steal their cattle BACK in tense showdown over Nevada’s last rancher: Protesters break federal blockade as militias threaten to join fight and pregnant woman  claims she was assaulted by agents. It’s interesting that these so-called “endangered” tortoises seem to pop-up all over the place whenever the Feds want to lock up some land or prevent oil drilling. The little buggers appear to be in California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas. The only thing that appears to be endangered is freedom.

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Rep. Frank Wolf to withhold funds from lawless Eric Holder. “When our FY 2015 bill is marked up this spring, I intend to withhold $1 million for every overdue report from the FY 2013 and FY 2014 bills.” Expect the Dept of “Justice” to hold an assault weapon fire sale (excuse our double entendre) in Mexico soon.

UK Minister: Fight Climate Change by reducing “smelly emissions” from baked beans. Pardon us, old chap, but most of those “smelly emissions” emanate from politicians and other fools with a preponderance of feces in their crania.

Hillary Clinton dodges shoe during Las Vegas speech. Well, she’s good at dodging questions about Benghazi, so dodging shoes should be easy.

HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius resigning. Remember, in the progressive-liberal world, failure is good! Watch and see if she turns up in another position of responsibility with a higher salary and in charge of something else to screw up. In the meantime we’ll be singing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.

The Red Line and the Rat Line. “Bombshells expose Obama’s fraud in Syria and Benghazi.” Why isn’t this a major story plastered over front pages and being read phonetically by TV talking heads all over the sh*t-stream media? Simple, a Republican isn’t president.

Obama girl burns Obama T-shirt from 2008. She explains her metamorphosis from Obama lover to Obama hater:

“Mr. Obama, you are the biggest fraud that has ever been perpetrated on the American people.”

‘Nuf said.

Julia Louis Dreyfus poses naked for the cover of Rolling Stone… with the U.S. Constitution tattooed on her back, replete with the signature of John Hancock. Trouble is, John Hancock didn’t sign the Constitution – he signed the Declaration of Independence.

Emails show Democrat on Oversight Committee was working with Lois Lerner to target True the Vote. “That [Rep. Elijah] Cummings (D-MD) and the IRS sought nearly identical information raises the strong probability of collusion between the government agency and the Democrats on the House Government Oversight and Reform Committee.” Not a smidgen of corruption so finding evidence of any is raaaaaacist.

Hank Aaron compares Republicans that oppose Obama to KKK. Yeah, and if Obama was a baseball player, it’d be racist to strike him out. So there.

House kills Obama budget 2-413. Well, Obama’s always whining about bipartisanship. He got it!

Eric Holder plays race card. “You look at the way the Attorney General of the United States was treated yesterday by a House Committee. … What Attorney General has ever had to deal with that kind of treatment?” Let’s turn that question around: what other AG has peed on Congress as much as you?

IRS under fire: Vote for Obama stickers, campaign cheerleading commonplace. “…it was ‘commonplace’ in a Dallas IRS office for employees to have pro-Obama screensavers on their computers, and to have campaign-style buttons and stickers at their office.” Not a smidgen of corruption… Hey, a glob the size of Jupiter ain’t no smidgen.

Democrat congressman debates inflation using Big Mac chart. Only trouble: those aren’t Big Macs.

Last Man Standing. Well, now you know why all these government agencies are buying up guns and ammo like crazy. Don’t expect this will be the last time something like this happens.

North Korean official reportedly executed by flamethrower. Progressive!

John Boehner Cries at Taco Bell Event. Isn’t it time this guy changes his name to Nancy and starts buying clothing at Fat & Wide where Hillary and Michelle shop?

Holder to Louie Gohmert over contempt charge: “You don’t want to go there, buddy!” Holder holds you guys in contempt, no reason you shouldn’t return the favor.

Americans Spend More on Taxes Than Food, Clothing, Housing — Combined: Some Americans do while others are collecting more than we get to spend on food, clothing and housing.

The spread of “debate is over” syndrome. “On climate and other issues, many in academia, media, government insist their viewpoint is unassailable and won’t tolerate dissent.” Nobody expects the American inquisition… our chief weapons are “SHUT UP”, “YOU’RE FIRED” and “RAAAAAACISM”…

Time: Hank Aaron would’ve faced more racism today because Twitter. “Aaron got off easy four decades ago, long before social media dominated every facet of our lives.” Time makes one long for the insightfulness and intellectual integrity of Newsweek. Er, make that Mad Magazine.

UConn basketball star: Hard to see jersey getting sold while I struggle to eat. Perhaps it is time to do away with athletic scholarships altogether. Sure watching kids play games is fun and all but is it really worth the ever lessening value of an undergraduate degree brought about by the issuing of so many illegitimate college diplomas?

IRS agents’ testimony: NO progressive groups were targeted by IRS. Yes folks. Not even a “smidgen of corruption” at the IRS.