I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Gibbs: Employer mandate will be killed. But there’s a bug: “…canceling the employer mandate will provide even more incentive for those employers to dump their workers into the exchanges. That means tens of millions more Americans will have to deal with massive price hikes in premiums, and deductibles…” There’s only one solution here: KOCH! CLIMATE CHANGE! SQUIRRELS!

Obama Heads to Fundraiser After Giving Brief Ft. Hood Statement. Again people lie dead and wounded and Emperor Douchbagius goes fund raising. What a guy.

Massive voter fraud discovered in North Carolina’s 2012 election. “155,692 voters with the same first and last name, DOB and last four digits of SSN were registered in N.C. and another state – and the latest date of registration or voter activity did not take place within N.C.” See, there’s no need for voter ID!

MSNBC greenie Bill McKibben wants climate scientists to go on strike. We wholeheartedly support that idea. In fact, they should go on strike for as long as temperatures have not risen which is about sixteen years. See you in 2030, guys!

David Cameron running for re-election pledging to get rid of windmills. Everywhere you look, the green agenda is collapsing under the weight of false promises. When the top politician in the UK calculates there are more votes in attacking green energy than in financing it, you know the rout is on.

Report: EPA tested deadly pollutants on humans to push Obama admin’s agenda. Meet the new Doctor Mengele.

Study: Vegetarians less healthy, lower quality of life than meat-eaters. “…the vegetarian diet … carries elevated risks of cancer, allergies and mental health disorders.” Well, this study was done in Austria so maybe something was lost in the translation from Austrian to English.

Colorado Democratic governor faces ethics probe. While evidently minor, we have yet another “honest” Democrat in trouble. This must be the week for it. Who’s next?

‘We Are Going to Take That Gun’: Watch Dramatic Open Carry Arrest With an Ending You Probably Won’t See Coming. The first cop handled it right. The rest of them should have SS lapel pins. We hope this guy gets a good attorney and sues the stuffing out of SAPD.

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US may move warship into Black Sea. Undoubtely it’s going there to fire shells into the air and destroy the excess carbon dioxide molecules emitted during John Kerry’s climate change speeches.

Japan’s answer to Fukushima: Coal Power. “…coal-fired power capacity would increase to … 47 gigawatts over the next decade…, up 21% from the time right before the Fukushima accident.” Coal???? What, making multi-billionaires out of Democrat cronies and donors global warming doesn’t matter to these people?

Frank Alfisi: April 23, 1940 – January 14, 2014. Obamacare’s first officially documented victim, killed by the bureaucrats on Medicare’s version of a death squad. Rest in peace, Frank. A nation which has lost its way, we apologize.

NBC News posts 1400-word story about female circumcision… without once mentioning Islam.

‘Guys, hot ladies are waiting to talk to you’: What deaf Obamacare customers were greeted with after being mistakenly directed to a sex chat number instead of insurance line. If Obamcare would do this they’d have no trouble getting more enrollees than they ever dreamed of.

British sniper kills SIX Taliban fighters with a SINGLE bullet: Ace marksman hit suicide bomber’s explosive vest from half a mile. This time the April Fools Joke was on the terrorists.

BREAKING NEWS: President Fears Chinese Might Beat America to the Sun. With a dire prediction for the future of American business and industry the President warned -on 04/01/14- that we had better act now or risk losing the sun to the Chinese. “The Chinese have already cornered 60 percent of the solar market. That leaved less than 25 percent of the sun remaining for Americans to use. We’d better kick it up a notch before there is nothing left.” The president continued with one of his famous teachable moments “For those of you that didn’t pay attention in science class the sun is very important. It is a giant ball of burning fire hundreds of miles away. When it revolves around the earth it creates what we know as day and night. The sun is very useful for lots of stuff on earth. For example a process known as photosyphilis makes it possible for plants and animals to grow. That is why we must beat the Chinese to the sun. We must land a man on the sun and return him safely before the decade is out … the fate of the American farmer depends on it.” The President’s comments have been met with some skepticism since their introduction, but only from the usual assortment of racists, haters and flat earther types.

Exclusive: President Obama admits he was really born in Kenya and his real father is Louis Farrakhan. Dateline 4/1/2014. Washington, DC. This morning President Obama called a press conference where he admitted he was actually a citizen of Kenya and his real father is Louis Farrakhan. He also admitted he’s really a Muslim and that he was immediately banning Christianity and declaring himself Dictator for Life. He then said he was divorcing Michelle and making Reggie Love Queen, Joe Biden Court Jester and Sandra Fluke the new Birth Control Czar. Further news on these developments will be handed out as ordered by the new Minister of Stupid Propaganda, Nancy Pelosi who will probably blame it all on Fox News and Bush.

Hysterical Kerry: “Climate change is a global threat, touching every region of the world and every sector of the economy.” But not so big a threat to cause King Putts and Queen Moochy to vacation closer to home, eh?

Harry Reid accused of hypocrisy over billionaire donors. Dirty Harry is so two-faced the word should be rechristened Harry-crisy.

Sebelius left speechless when told Obamacare is unpopular. It’s called get your head out of your ass lady and see what’s going outside the planet Uranus.

Stephen Cobert targeted by twitter anti-speech thugs: It is not that we defend what he says, it is that we defend his right to say it. Voltaire came up with that, or something very much like it. So far as we know Voltaire never had a twitter account so the digital speech fascists will have to resort to burning his books instead.

7 militants blown up while making roadside bombs in a mosque in Ghazni. Reminds us of the old tale from the Brothers Grim: 7 At One Blow.

Obama admits his Syria strategy was no good. Whether or not the president understood that he was making such an admission is debatable, but there’s no other way to interpret what he said. Good thing Congress stopped him from making another blunder.

The inevitable “draft Jeb” campaign shifts into high gear. Are RINO Rove and his buddies bound and determined to lose another election?

Our Noel Sheppard Passed Away. It’s a sad day for conservative blogging. His voice will be missed by many. Rest in peace Mr. Sheppard.