I HATE THE MEDIA ™

White House to regulate cow flatulence to battle Global Warming. Finally, a matter on which the Obama administration can legitimately claim expertise: bull shit.

Yankee One Dollar closing remaining stores due to Obamacare. “Citing Obamacare and an increase in the state’s minimum wage… closing down shop on all 23 remaining locations.” Employees lose jobs, shoppers lose stores, landlords lose tennants. You call it sad, the Left calls it “helping the little guy.”

Which Democrat are you? Take the quiz and see which Democrat you most resemble. We surmise no one’s like Barack Obama because there’s nothing about lightbringing and sort-of-godliness in any of the questions (also nothing about golf or red lines either.)

National Science Foundation spent $700,000 on climate change musical. When challenged about the expenditure, White House science czar John Holdren replied with a typical Obama administration non sequitur: “This administration is committed to ensuring that America remains at the epicenter of the global revolution in scientific research and technological innovation.” Huh? It’s a musical, you nimrod!

The four roots of Obama’s foreign policy catastrophes. “…trust in the benign intentions of those who want to destroy us combined with a mistrust of the West – still animates this president.” These four wouldn’t be as bad if it weren’t for a fifth problem: the man simply will not learn from (or even acknowledge) his mistakes.

29 mind-blowing photos of what liberalism did to Detroit. These are the ravages of which evil is capable, what the end of civilization looks like.

Bill Maher Tricks Guests With ‘Racist’ Paul Ryan Quote That Was Actually Said by Michelle Obama — The Reaction He Gets Is Priceless. Watch the real racists in actions AKA Liberals.

http://youtu.be/R1oUAo3aPFc

BREAKING: Obama Administration Caught Giving FREE High Tech Military Equipment to Russia. Never mind my bag lunch! If you cross this line we’ll give you free high tech military shit!

State Department gets tough on Putin by posting selfies. “State Dept spokeswoman Jen Psaki was mocked Thursday after posting a photo of herself on Twitter holding a sign that read #United­For­Ukraine @State­Dept­Spox.” The next step will be for Kerry to have a word with the Russkies: “Nice climate you got there, Vlad… Be a shame if it changed.”

Venezuelan officials probing opposition messages coded into crossword puzzles. What’s a four-letter word for “socialist”? Discuss amongst yourselves.

Nancy Pelosi calls pro-lifers “dumb.” Which, logically, is a compliment because, according to the Law of Double Negation, when the dumbest woman in the world calls you dumb, it means you’re really smart.

How dysfunctional is the education system? The 9-sentence piece of flotsam pictured above, a “Final Paper” for a course called AFAM 41 at the University of North Carolina, received an A-. Who knows what will happen to this brilliant young man? Someday he might teach Constitutional Law and run for president…

Obama calls on Putin to move troops from Ukraine border. The more accurate headline at Drudge is “OBAMA PLEADS WITH PUTIN: MOVE TROOPS OFF UKRAINE BORDER.” He’s gone from drawing red lines to the demeanor of some kid begging the third grade bully not to give him a black-eye. We suspicion Obama will next offer Putin his lunch if he goes away.

LIBERAL RADIO HOST TO NRA BOARD MEMBER: ‘I WILL SHOOT YOU.’ Typical liberal. He can’t argue so he threatens. We’re informing this dumbass that since he’s made a very public threat to shoot an NRA board member, at this point it would be premeditated murder. In our opinion Mike looks like he’d probably pee his panties if he touched a gun anyway.

Time to break out the RICO statute and break up the Democrats. “… think of the Democratic Party as what it really is: a criminal organization masquerading as a political party.” “Politicians are like rats. What they eat themselves is trivial compared to what they destroy getting it.” – Author unknown.

Lawmakers told IRS probe will take years. “…it takes time to have attorneys delete protected taxpayer information.” They “care” about taxpayers when it suits their purpose to care about taxpayers.

Democrat mayor of Charlotte arrested for corruption. Give Patrick Cannon credit for being a go-getter: only four months in office and he’d already collected a $20,000 bribe and was going back for more when the FBI arrested him.

GOP candidate for Calif. governor is sex offender, served decade in jail for manslaughter. THIS is why the GOP can’t win in California. Now if this guy was a Democrat he might win hands down over Jerry Brown. THIS is also why we don’t give the GOP in California one cent. Frankly this guy shouldn’t have even been let into the convention.

 

Obama: N. Korea nuclear program “unacceptable”. And if the Norks don’t disarm, BO’s gonna say “unacceptable” again. Maybe he should try a new tack:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQfGd3G6dg

PEW: MSNBC LOSES QUARTER OF PRIMETIME AUDIENCE. Evidently their ex-audience agrees with Pew that MSNBC stinks.

 

Her country is mourning for the victims of missing airline… but that doesn’t stop the queen of Malaysia from enjoying a round of golf. Look! It’s Obama’s soul-mate! She even uses the same type of stance!

Harry Reid “acknowledges” stealing $17,000 from his campaign. Prepare for the sound of crickets chirping as the mainstream media covers this story.

Illinois Democrat’s home raided for child porn. Coincidentally, Keith Farnham resigned last Wednesday, citing bladder cancer. Uh huh. Red State points out that he was a tireless advocate for children, working through an organization ominously named “Stand For Children.”

Obama dismisses Russia as a “regional power” that invades other countries “out of weakness”. “Russia is also key to dealing with Iran’s nuclear weapons program, and along with China, key to deal with North Korea. If that’s what a ‘regional power’ does, what does it take to be a global power?” To Obama’s sooper brain, a top-notch free thrower and a schedule full of weak teams.

The shift from low-wage worker to robot worker. “President Obama’s proposal to increase the federal minimum wage from $7.25 to $10.10 per hour could make it worthwhile for employers to adopt emerging technologies to do the work of their low-wage workers.” As robots become cheaper and smarter while sooper-genius pols persist in making it more expensive to hire people, this outcome is a no-brainer…. except perhaps to those with no brains.