I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Biden says Voter ID laws evidence of “zealotry” and “hatred”. Ironically, as the article notes, the warm-bucket-of-spit’s alleged home state itself has voter ID requirements. Way to go, Slow Joe.

Minnesota explosion linked to Al Qaeda. The January explosion, which killed three and hospitalized thirteen others, was in a predominately Somali neighborhood in a building owned by a man officially associated with Islamic terrorists but the local FBI office, without bothering to conduct an investigation, quickly announced that there was “no evidence of terrorist activity.” Then they went back to work… investigating Tea Party groups.

Florida Democrat: Without immigration reform, where will we get our landscapers and maids? Well, the entitled political class in medieval times simply captured people and forced them to do such jobs…

Egyptian Army announces device that cures AIDS. Works on Hepatitis C, too. “I take AIDS from the patient, and feed the patient on AIDS, I give it to him as a kebab skewer to feed on,” said Gen. Dr. Ibrahim Abdel-Atti, presumably speaking metaphorically.

Dirty Jobs’ Mike Rowe under attack by the left, including CBS News. They’re angry because he narrated a Wal-Mart ad in which the company pledges to pump $250 billion into U.S. manufacturers – horrors! – so naturally they started lying and accused him of being a “shill for the oppressors.” Long story short: another reason to like Mike Rowe.

Bernanke Writing A Book On The Fed And The Great Recession: Zero Interest.

West Hollywood Bar To ‘Deny Entry’ To Lawmakers Who Back Anti-Gay Legislation: So far as we know this establishment does not sell wedding cakes. They seem to traffic mostly in hypocrisy.

Black Pastors: Impeach Holder. “A coalition of black pastors … calling for the impeachment of Attorney General Eric Holder for violating his oath of office by trying ‘to coerce states to fall in line with the same-sex marriage agenda.'” Let’s just say consistent, gross abuse of power. Gross.

Cindy Sheehan for California Governor, 2014. “Then this is a day of independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants!” Betcha that’ll make ’em forget “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.”

Tokyo bitcoin exchange gone from Internet, owner disappears. Bitcoin enthusiasts are putting on a brave face but this has got to be a blow to alternative currencies. Mt. Gox was the biggest bitcoin exchange in the world and the whole thing is just gone, people’s investments nothing but 1s and 0s swirling around in the digital ether.

Report: ‘Rampant corruption’ in Booker’s Newark. “Will the national media run with this story, considering that it appears to entangle a rising star politician from New Jersey?” Well, they might if Booker was a fat, white Republican who may have caused a traffic jam…

Defending their school, New York City students email newspaper. “What do you get of giving false accusations,” wrote a high school junior, “im one of the students that has blended learning I had a course of English and I passed and and it helped a lot you’re a reported your support to get truth information other than starting rumors …” School administrators are so out of touch with how illiterate these kids are, they actually encouraged them to write the newspaper.

CNN’s media critic: Journalists shouldn’t ‘give equal time’ to global warming skeptics. “Let’s begin with an important journalistic statement. Some stories don’t have two sides. Some stories are simply true. There’s no necessity to give equal time to the ‘other side.’ One of these is climate change.” “Journ0lists” trying to decide scientific truth is like fish trying to pedal bicycles.

HHS seeking access to “full Twitter historical data”… for “ongoing monitoring” of public health issues. What “public health” issues are they monitoring? Psychosis-induced failure to kiss Obama’s behind? Hallucinations that progressives are fascists? Public health issues… riiiight.

Ukraine issues arrest warrant for ousted President Viktor Yanukovych (wanted for mass killings of protesters)– Should have gotten a job with the Justice Department or State, where the provoking of mass killings is considered a resume enhancer.

Is virtual reality the next hard drug? Video games already cause the brain to release dopamine, just like cocaine. That’s why they’re addictive. When the game makers figure out how to get the whole cocktail of brain chemicals flowing – dopamine, endorphins, serotonin, norepinephrine, anandamide – it’ll be like a “rapid hit of speed, heroin, ecstasy, marijuana, and cocaine” all at once. Then we’ll all be Obama voters.

NYTimes publishes cartoon about killing Global Warming deniers. Apparently, among the high-brow pseudo-intellectuals who still read this faltering rag, that’s considered humour.

Obama administration under growing pressure to make an arrest in the Benghazi attack. “…to quash lingering criticism of its response and help clear the road for a possible Hillary Clinton presidential run in 2016.” In other news, YouTube announced an outage due to a rash of users trying to remove films they posted…

FLASHBACK: Obama Called Blacks ‘Mongrel People.’ At this very moment, thousands of libtards are removing their feet from their mouths and Ted Nugent is grinning.

 

Does Obama have any foreign policy successes? Does a bear buy insurance via the healthcare.gov website while crapping in the woods? “Obama hired a Secretary of State who had no relevant experience for the job because he wanted to avoid criticism from her … and because he read in a book that Lincoln surrounded himself with rivals.” Next question.

U.S. Army covered up failures of faulty rifle for more than a decade. As if it’s not bad enough sending men over there with rules of engagement so restrictive they can’t do their jobs, we also give them a rifle that jams as soon as they’re in a firefight. The money quote:

“Why does the world’s greatest superpower have less capable small arms than the enemy? For whatever reasons, we are perfectly happy to give soldiers and Marines crappy small arms and not pay any attention to it.”

Al Gore brings climate change message to Kansas City. We wonder why the Goracle didn’t bring up his ice-free Arctic by 2013 prediction? Could it be the polar vortex froze his brain?

Transcript of Fed minutes – January 2008:

“As you know, we are not forecasting a recession.”

What Ukrainian protesters found after over-running presidential palace. Giant sailing ship in a pond, a warehouse full of vehicles, even peacocks. The president was living well. As Gandhi said, “There is a sufficiency in the world for man’s need but not for man’s greed.”

Feds spending $175,000 to observe “swimming abilities” of fish. “Study will produce a ‘fish swimming video’.” To paraphrase the old song, “Fish gotta swim, birdbrains gotta govern…”