I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Finally some good news from the Obama administration. They’ve got a solid grip on the Armenian media situation. The U.S. Agency for International Development has decided to spend $3.35 million improving the quality of media content in that former Soviet republic. Makes you feel good all over, doesn’t it?

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Maliki has urged residents of the embattled city of Fallujah to force out insurgents linked to al-Qaeda who have taken control there. Wait, didn’t we hear somewhere that Al Qaeda is dead and GM is alive? Ah, must’ve been that fictitious Ben Ghazi guy, messing everyone’s heads with 3 am prank phone calls again. ObamaCare is a success, though!

Day six as mayor, de Blasio linked to corruption. Turns out his desire to eliminate horse-drawn carriage rides through Central Park might not be about “animal rights” but rather some de Blasio campaign contributors hoping they can develop the land where the stables currently sit.

What if they offered driver licenses to illegals… but nobody could pass the test? In Nevada, illegal aliens are lined up around the block to get the new “driver authorization card,” but once they get inside the DMV most of them can’t pass the written test. Gee, who could’ve predicted that?

The Nation: How Our Economy Lost $400 Million in One Week Alone. Apparently the economy lost $400 million dollars last week because there wasn’t quite enough government subsidization of unemployment. Thankfully that $400 million dollars was found to be doing just fine in the pockets of Americans that actually worked for it. Just kidding. The government didn’t use this occasion to return any of that money to those they had confiscated it from.

Tiger Mom: Some cultural groups are superior. Nice racist article. Can you imagine the outrage if someone wrote an article like this and claimed white people were superior?

Fed admits it’s clueless how QE works. If you don’t know what you’re doing, how do you know when you’re done?

Eight million acres of China’s farmland too polluted to farm. And that’s what the notoriously dishonest Chinese government admits. The real problem is probably worse. Bottom line: all farm products from China are suspect.

President ends vacation, leaves Michelle in Hawaii. He says leaving her behind is a birthday present, but a birthday present for whom?

Seattle-based icebreaker heading to ships trapped in Antarctic ice. Look at all the lives risked by boneheads that can’t even predict the short term weather in Antarctica, yet profess to tell us what global warming will do 100 or more years in the future.

Outrage at 400 PER CENT price mark up for used and new cars in Cuba sold in the first open car market since 1959. On an island billed as the epitome of communism shouldn’t everyone get a free car? Eleventy!

Healthcare.gov can’t handle babies. Or marriages, or divorces, or deaths, or job changes, or any other life change that might affect insurance coverage and premium subsidies. They neglected to add that feature. So just for now, until they get that fixed, nobody change anything, okay?

Patients being turned away from hospitals. So maybe Obamacare will reduce medical costs. If people get sent home without treatment, that’s reducing costs, right?

Nuns unionize, seek ObamaCare exemption. “Just hours after the Justice Department contested the Supreme Court delay of a federal mandate for contraceptive insurance, a plaintiff’s attorney announced that the Little Sisters of the Poor would form a collective bargaining unit and seek an exemption from ObamaCare.” Hey, maybe we can form a “Bloggers Union” and demand an exemption from CronyCare.

IMF paper warns of ‘savings tax’ and mass write-offs as West’s debt hits 200-year high. “The paper said policy elites in the West are still clinging to the illusion that rich countries can chip away at their debts with a blend of austerity cuts and growth.” Not while they add debt at an even faster rate, they ain’t. And that continues to be Bush’s fault.

WWII fighter pilot who flew THROUGH the Eiffel Tower to take down a German plane dies in Virginia aged 92. Here’s a true American hero, which is why you won’t see this in the MSM and have to go to a British news organization to find out about him. This guy had some big cojones. We salute you sir and may you RIP.

Report: Kim Jong-Un had his uncle eaten by packs of wild dogs. As long as “Kim Jong-Un” is not Korean for “Bush” and he’s still building a “perfect” society, the Left will have no problem with this. Hey, the Norks have “free” Jong-Care!

Reflections on 2013; What’s Important, What’s Not? What’s Ahead? “According to Yahoo!News the top story of the year was the Jodi Arias trial.” Take a look at the potentially “history making” stories that the journ0listic establishment deigned to cover and then note that not coincidentally, “media” and “morons” both begin with “m”.

More than a Gesture Behind Euro Jew-Hate. “Most of us may not have heard of it until recently, but the quenelle, the name given to a hand gesture that is a downward facing Nazi salute, has become an important symbol of the shift in European culture in recent years. Created by Dieudonné M’Bala M’Bala, an anti-Semitic French comedian, the quenelle is now all the rage in France.” Everything old is new again.

The Party of the Rich flogs income inequality. “As for the poor, it doesn’t matter what happens to them as long as the rhetoric is good and they keep voting Democratic.” Crony capitalists think “social programs” are necessary as long as they can profit from them.

Ship that rescued global-warming scientists from polar ice may be stuck in, um, polar ice; “climate deniers” rejoice. “Science™ is all about feelings. Feelings like smugness and superiority and disdain. That’s the basis of Science™. We know how they feel, we’re very “scientific” ourselves.

Palestinian ambassador to Czech Republic killed by his own explosives. If you ask, “Why would an ambassador have explosives in his safe?” you’ve asked a good question but if you ask, “Why would a Palestinian ambassador have explosives in his safe?” the question answers itself.

Now that Obamacare failed to meet its signup goals… the White House says they never had any goals.

The complete list of everything banned by NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg. But with Moscow on the Hudson now a reality, any guesses as to how long it will be before Nanny B’s years are remembered as “the good ole days”?

Wealthy filmmaker Michael Moore: U.S. built on genocide and slavery. We suggest pus gut should go to Africa, where slavery still exists, to make a documentary on being a slave with him as the star. Nah, any slaver that saw him would let him go because he’d go broke feeding him.