I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Chicago considering cycling tax. “Bike-friendly bloggers retorted that maybe pedestrians ought to be charged a shoe tax to use the sidewalks.” Those damn farm subsidies simply not enough to keep this eleventy-plus rated city running.

Rocky Horror wannabe defeats Newark Airport security. The TSA is nothing if not consistent. They spent $300 million on Newark Airport’s perimeter security system but a transvestite parked on a nearby road got miffed with his “date,” climbed over the fence, and walked across two runways wearing women’s red pants before anyone noticed him.

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FED-UP VETERAN TELLS PAUL RYAN WHAT HE THINKS OF ‘BIPARTISAN’ BUDGET DEAL IN VIRAL OPEN LETTER. We believe Ryan may have just made himself un-electable, along with a herd of RINOs. Obama agrees. He just signed the bill.

What to do when ObamaCare unravels. “Health insurance should be individual, portable across jobs, states and providers; lifelong and guaranteed-renewable, meaning you have the right to continue with no unexpected increase in premiums if you get sick. Insurance should protect wealth against large, unforeseen, necessary expenses, rather than be a wildly inefficient payment plan for routine expenses. People want to buy this insurance, and companies want to sell it. It would be far cheaper, and would solve the pre-existing conditions problem. We do not have such health insurance only because it was regulated out of existence.” Well, pols have taken to labelling any plans that make sense “substandard” meaning there isn’t any opportunity for graft.

Byron York: Insurance company bailouts ‘absolutely will happen’ under Obamacare [VIDEO]. Obamacare, the gift that keeps on stealing from the taxpayers.

The Mayor Bloomberg legacy: tyranny by bureaucrats. With the new mayor already moving his hammer, sickle, and other personal crap into Gracie Mansion, the health committee Bloomberg empowered to lord over NYC residents is still banning stuff. This time they decided to ban electronic cigarettes, for confusing reasons… as in, they are confused about what they are but banned them anyway.

National ‘Chick-PHIL-A Day’ to support free speech explodes; wear camos. Well, this should put all the Democrats and MSM in a fowl mood. No a-holes allowed.

Eric Holder’s DOJ finally brings hate crime charges for “knockout game.” But the charges are not against any of the hundreds of black thugs who hit white & Asian people. Oh no. They’re charging the one single white guy caught playing the game.

Coming up next: ObamaCare taxes and fees. It looks like bending forward wasn’t enough. You may now bend over completely and grab your ankles.

Guess what: fracking saves water. There goes another one of the biggest myths about fracking, that it uses too much water.

Egypt Declares Muslim Brotherhood a Terrorist Group. Too bad the clown circus in Washington, DC can’t grasp this simple fact.

Merry Christmas from IHTM to All. Please ignore the global warming.

All Remy wants for Christmas is . . . We will give you a hint; it isn’t universal health care.

Every holiday, something tasteless from Planned Parenthood. This time they changed the lyrics of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” into “The Twelve Days of Contraception.” As you can imagine, it won’t be winning any GRAMMYs.

Talk about a tough city. Remember when they booed Santa Claus at a Philadelphia Eagles game? Well, Washington, D.C. went one step further: they just shot Santa in the back while he was trying to hand out toys. After they hauled Santa off to the hospital, a man in a Grinch suit took over with the toys.

The TSA’s 12 Banned Items of Christmas: A handy guide on how to (possibly) keep the TSA from placing their hands some place that you really don’t want them.

Figures. Obama Tried to Sign Up for Obamacare But “System Couldn’t Verify His Identity” (Video). Perhaps he should have signed up for KenyaCare.

READ THE NOW-VIRAL EMAIL A CHICAGO SANDWICH SHOP SENT ITS EMPLOYEES JUST DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. Now this is what we call a last, best and final offer: Screw you and the horse you rode in on.

The Obama family Christmas card. For the fifth year in a row, there is no mention of Christmas, Jesus, or the Bible. But there is a pop-up White House! After all, nothing expresses the Christmas spirit better than a big government building.

CDC agrees with Duck Dynasty patriarch. Phil Robertson says anal sex isn’t logical – the CDC says homosexual men comprise about 2% of the population but create 78% of the HIV infections… mostly through anal sex.

Plus Size Barbie On Modeling Site Sparks Debate Over Body Image. We think they should call her Bloated Barbie. Oh, she needs cankles, too. We think next they need Gay Ken. Look at those chins!

Happy hundredth birthday Federal Reserve! We’d like to buy them something nice for the occasion, but unfortunately their actions have really put a dent in the value of our dollars.

December 23 can mean only one thing, it is Festivus for the rest of us! Let the airing of grievances begin!

Dennis Rodman leaves North Korea: No Kim Jong Un meet, “awesome” basketball players. Sorry Dennis. Little Kimchi was too busy offing his uncle’s extended family this week. In North Korea the sins of the uncle affect the entire family. Just wait until that basketball team loses.