I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Kelo v. City of New London neighborhood today. Eight years after the Supreme Court allowed the city to steal private homeowners’ property, the homes have been bulldozed but the development that was supposed to replace them never happened. So now the mayor wants to build a parking garage and some “tiny house neighborhoods” with “small environmentally self-sustaining homes that are low up-keep [and] energy self-sufficient.” Tiny government houses with windmills – what could go wrong?

Sign language interpreter at Nelson Mandela’s memorial “was a fake who made up his own hand gestures”. “Mr Jordaan claimed the man, who signed for a portion of the ceremony including Barack Obama’s speech, was simply making up his own signs.” Sounds like a match made in Potemkin heaven.

Doctor posts newspaper notice: closing due to Obamacare. If you like your doctor, you can watch him close his practice.

WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR HOW MANY FARM SUBSIDIES ARE GOING TO GROUPS IN…THE CITY OF CHICAGO — INCLUDING ONE ASSOCIATED WITH LOUIS FARRAKHAN. We should all plant a tomato plant in the backyard and apply.

The toilet of the future corrects the mistake we’re all making in the bathroom. This could make it a lot harder for the next Affordable Care Act to come out.

Close inspection of alleged “draconian” cuts in Food Stamp program. “…the alleged $40 billion in cuts is really only $4 billion in a close to $80 billion program. They arrive at $40 billion by multiplying $4 billion by 10 years.” Not to mention the fact the program has more than doubled since 2007. Does “draconian” mean “hard to see without a microscope”?

‘A public safety disaster’: Obamacare could force THOUSANDS of volunteer fire departments to close. If you like your volunteer fire department you can keep your volunteer fire department. Uh huh.

GM appoints Mary Barra first female CEO. So tell us, when’s the first Gucci Corvette coming out?

WaPo reporter: Bashir “fired” over Palin remarks because outrage never abated. “I think the reality is probably that he was asked to leave,” he continued. “That is to say he was fired, but in the legal world in which we live, perhaps they couldn’t exactly say that.” Like Alinsky said, make ’em live up to their own rules.

Black fashion student says Hasidic men attacked him, shouted anti-gay slurs in Williamsburg. So John Lennon’s song is true: Instant Karma’s gonna get you, Gonna knock you right in the head. Remember, it’s just a game. Isn’t it?

OBAMA CAUGHT SNAPPING SELFIE AT MANDELA MEMORIAL. Say what you want about her, but at least the First Lady is acting in a dignified manner that her position requires, unlike the Three Stooges next to her.

One last piece of tyranny from Nanny Bloomberg before he leaves office. Tomorrow, Bloomberg’s controversial radical-left Board of Health will vote to make annual flu vaccines mandatory for all New York City children. After that, Bloomberg can go back to playing Mini-Me in Austin Powers movies.

Canada plans to claim the North Pole. Never mind irritating the resident of the Fortress of Solitude, it seems counterproductive to piss off Santa Claus right at Christmas time – he keeps lists.

Alan Grayson loses $18M in fraud scheme. Couldn’t happen to a nicer dumbass.

COLD DIS-COMFORT: ANTARCTICA SET RECORD OF -135.8. So, who’s going to be the first ass-clown to claim this is due to global waming?

Time deciding between Miley Cyrus and the Pope for “Person of the Year.” You can see where the choice might be difficult. You can also see why so many people have ended their subscriptions to Time.

Pulitzer Prize winning journalist says Obama lied about Syria. Interesting read but according to journalism’s man-bites-dog aphorism, wouldn’t the real news story be Obama telling the truth about something?

Army Lt. Col. wants to pry guns from cold dead fingers of American citizens. Go ahead and try, Mr. Bateman. If you think you’re man enough, I’ll send you my address.

Californians encouraged to get the Christmas gift that gives all year long: Obamacare. If you can’t afford Obamacare as a gift, we suggest as an alternative give a big jar of Vaseline. They’ll need it.

 

New cockroach in New York handles harsh winter temperatures. Even the cockroaches are adapting to colder weather? This should be the final nail in the Global Warming coffin.

CA county censors government employee who dares criticize Obamacare. Story is she said something about people having policies cancelled due to Obamacare then was allegedly reprimanded “because an unidentified person had overheard the small talk and been offended.” The “offendee” is likely to need medical treatment come 2014 – if he/she can still get it.

Iran foreign minister alludes to deceiving Obama administration during nuclear negotiations. “Mohammad Javad Zarif called America’s assertions about the interim nuclear agreement reached recently in Geneva ‘nonsense’ and said the Islamic Republic’s strategy will collapse the sanctions program.” Obama tells Americans they can keep their health insurance and they find out they can’t. Obama tells Iran they can’t keep their nuke program and they find out they can. With Obama, it pays to assume anything he says means the opposite.

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Black Friday protests at Walmart staffed by professional activists. But the media is fond of telling us it’s the protests of ObamaCare and the Porkulus that are merely “astroturf.”

Judge Jeanine: Hang on to your hats, another big lie about to be exposed. Well, well, well. It looks like if you like your cancer, you can keep it. Perhaps they should rename Obamacare to Pinocchiocare.

In touching tribute to Mandela, Obama talks about himself. With the Narcissist-in-chief, everything is always, first and foremost, about Barack Obama. The pie chart says it all.