I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Do You Even Need Health Insurance? Let us hope you don’t. There is only so much of it to go around and we would hate to see an unfair amount of it being used up by those that are paying for it.

In Fed and Out, Many Now Think Inflation Helps: Sure it helps. It helps Obama cronies and corporatists getting richer off the backs of the middle class and in the name of the poor.

Hoover? You mean like the vacuum cleaner? The brilliant Face the Nation crew at CBS doesn’t know the difference between former President Herbert Hoover and former FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover – they displayed a quote by the latter next to a photo of the former. Both guys are probably rolling over in their graves.

Thomas L. Friedman:The Shanghai Secret. The (L.) Friedman lovefest with the authoritarian regime in China continues. This time his fixation is with their educational system. Which we must admit has the greatest advantage over our system that there can be. That advantage? Failure is not rewarded.

The president did not know the NSA was spying on foreign leaders… honest. So relax everybody, the buck doesn’t stop with Sergeant Obama this time, either.

Post Office honoring pederast Harvey Milk with commemorative postage stamp. Gee, if honoring homosexual sexual predators is the goal, how about a Jeffrey Dahmer stamp?

60 Minutes confirms Benghazi is a real scandal, and you’ve been lied to. “…the heart of the report is that there were clear and unequivocal warnings which were ignored, and the Obama administration lied about these warnings after the attack.” Too late to deselect Obozo and everyone knows Congress wouldn’t dare impeach him. Is this CBS’s way of saying “No mas Clintons”?

When America achieved. Watch all thirteen Saturn V launches at the same time and remember when Americans strived to be the biggest possible numerator, instead of the lowest common denominator.

Granholm jokes that Obama will supervise writing the Obamacare website code. Supervise???? Unless that involves putting, fundraising or blaming George Bush for stuff, not likely.

What if they had a solar auction and nobody showed up? Obama finally had his first federal solar auction, with the BLM opening up millions of acres to installation of solar panels. The auction was Thursday. There were no bids. As in zero. Zip. None.

What does “CGI” stand for? Comically Gruesomely Incompetent? Turns out CGI Federal Inc., the company that screwed up Healthcare.gov, was also tasked with distributing federal Hurricane Sandy relief. So far, in the one year since the disaster, only $700 million of the $60 billion aid package has reached actual victims… 1.2 percent.

Michelle Obama’s Princeton classmate is executive at company that built Obamacare website: Lord Barry wastes billions of dollars paying off friends. Not billions of his dollars mind you, billions of ours. And that is not the worst of it. He will soon be funneling billions more to cronies that will be even less effective at providing health care than they are at building websites.

Dershowitz on ‘Right to Choose’(an abortion): ‘I Can’t Find it in the Constitution: Silly Dershowitz. This right is protected by the Fourth Amendment. The one concerned with safeguarding the citizen’s privacy and, apparently, choice. Just so long as that choice doesn’t involve telling the government that it is none of their business what you do with the rest of your body and so long as that privacy doesn’t extend to telling Lord Obama he can’t read your emails or listen in on your phone conversations.

Now that he’s nothing but a joke in his own country… Al Gore is taking his act on the road by saving Australia from Global Warming. Good luck with that, mates! You’re welcome! (Caution: if you’re a masseuse named Barbara, watch yourself. We’re not sure the Goracle completely understands the whole “shrimp on the barbie” expression.)

Democrat Alan Grayson accuses MSNBC’s Martin Bashir of collaborating with the KKK. Ladies and gentlement, Alan Grayson, Congress’s evil clown: “The point I’m making is that if you don’t speak out against [racism], then in effect, you’re collaborating with it. And, in fact, if you give someone like me a hard time for speaking out against it, then maybe you’re collaborating with it.” [FF 5 min in if you can’t stand wading thru the rest of this nonsense.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uSVD-Cyy5M

A gentleman of quality. King Barry is making the world like us again… not: “There is in it a visceral antipathy, an almost palpable hostility toward Obama, as if by one betrayed, not just by a president reluctantly putting the interests of his country first, but by a worthless common grifter.” By George, I think they’ve got it!

McArdle: Obamacare fiasco isn’t a single-payer conspiracy. “Even if the individual market functionally disappears, most people will still be covered, and most politicians will be unwilling to endorse a program that takes away what they have.” The problem is politicians no longer seem to give an airborne fornication about what “the people” want – and the people reelect the same jackasses that ignore them anyway.

Census Bureau: Means-tested gov’t benefit recipients outnumber full-time year-round workers. “That means there were about 1.07 people getting some form of means-tested government benefit for every 1 person working full-time year round.” What are those still working waiting for? Last one on the bread line gets… well, nothing since there’ll be no one left to make any.

Obama flees Obamacare disaster for New York fundraiser. “The president will fly to his two New York fundraisers on Air Force One gratis because he’s also got a quick non-partisan stop at a local high school.” He’s hoping Democlowns can retake the House in 2014. Last time they had full control, they did so many wunnerful things – like pass ObamaCrash. Death Spiral.

Krugman: David Stockman A “Crank” For Complaining About Money Printing: It is just bad manners to call someone what you’ve obviously been smoking.

The Health Care Website Is Not Like Facebook. Comparing the two platforms, as one congressman did Thursday morning, doesn’t quite work. Yes from social networking to social notworking. Definitely apples and oranges here.

Now available: Prices for every insurance plan offered on Healthcare.gov. “Is this information … supposed to be public? I thought the whole point of forcing people to register before showing them the prices is that they didn’t want you to see how expensive the plans are until you’d already been lured with the promise of subsidies.” Maybe Snowden is working for HHS now. Go directly to the spreadsheet here.

Obama trying to replace Marine hats with unisex French-looking ones. Current uniform caps on the left, girly-looking proposed new ones on the right. Next logical step: change the Marine motto from Semper Fidelis to Semper Fidelia.

Sebelius has a history of failing with new websites. So who’s the guy that put her in charge of the biggest most-expensive website failure of all time? Whoever that guy is, he has some splainin to do.

Really? More poisonous imports from China? This time it’s jerky treats that have sickened nearly four thousand dogs and cats, killing 580 of them. Add this one to the Chinese drywall that stunk and sickened people in 60,000 houses ten years ago, the 2007 renal failures of 500 pets from contaminated pet food made with wet Chinese wheat gluten… oh hell, who can list all the examples?