I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Man on moped leads police on hour-long chase. The fearless moped rider “led them on a terrifying pursuit with speeds reaching up to 25 mph.” Living the dream, visions of Easy Rider in his head.

“If the president bombs without congressional approval, I will move to impeach.” Guess which U.S. senator said that. Don’t look until you guess, and prepare to be surprised.

U.S. government funding $313 million in mortgages… for Palestinians on West Bank.

Mildest summer in a century. In 1934 we had nearly 14,000 100-degree readings in the U.S. This year we’ve had fewer than 2,000. We can’t wait to see how James Hansen and Michael Mann blame this on Global Warming.

Obama shed a tear watching ‘The Butler’: Wonder what Obama was shedding, and with whom, when he was supposed to be watching that consulate in Benghazi?

MSNBC host hangs up on conservative to avoid answering question. Karen Finney, host of the weekend show Disrupt, was desperate to hide the extent of her own ignorance. Hugh Hewitt was asking her if Alger Hiss was a communist. (He was. Secret archives released after the fall of the Soviet Union settled the matter, proving once and for all that Joe McCarthy was right.) She refused to answer and was probably thinking to herself, “Alger who?”

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in Loch Ness… there’s another monster sighting. And no, this isn’t another Anthony Weiner story.

Defense Department training manual used by thousands of troops characterizes Founding Fathers as ‘extremists.’ Yes, let’s brainwash the troops so when they’re ordered to fire upon ‘extremists’ Tea Party members and other conservatives they’ll feel like they’re really doing their duty!

The move to defund “Obamaphones.” Let the whining, crying, bitching and moaning begin! We can here the “but I’m entitled” already.

Too much like a joke to be real. So the leftwing Jewish mayor of one of the most corrupt cities in the world hires a comptroller with ties to the Muslim Brotherhood. (What could go wrong?) Then two years later when the guy is indicted for money laundering the Jewish mayor praises him for helping “reform government.” (You couldn’t write this stuff.)

France, Germany, the UK, and Obama decide Syria needs a serious response. Which means Obama will have the U.S. Navy fire off two or three hundred million dollars worth of cruise missiles while our allies stand around and look tough.

Colin Powell calls George Zimmerman verdict “questionable.” Instead of asking this ignorant blowhard questions about subjects for which he has no capability, we wish the media would ask him why, as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, he urged President G.H.W. Bush to end the Gulf War prematurely… possibly the biggest mistake in American military history.

How whorish did Miley Cyrus act at the MTV Video Music Awards? Answer: look at the faces of the Will Smith family (especially the two kids) or ponder the fact that she made Lady Gaga look like Mother Theresa.

Anthony Weiner emerges unscathed after car accident in NYC. We wonder if he grabbed the wrong stick-shift? Remember Mr. Weiner, sexting while driving is dangerous.

Ron Paul to speak at anti-Semitic Holocaust-denying conference. The former congresscritter will be the keynote speaker. The speech is scheduled for 9/11. Hey, at least he’s keeping busy – some people have no passions or hobbies to keep them active and alive after they retire.

The curious case of the DC voter named Barry Soetoro… who lives at the White House. The DC Board of Elections denied a FOIA request for information on this voter who not only shares a name and address with the president, but also claims the same birthday.

SOME NSA EMPLOYEES SPIED ON THEIR LOVE INTERESTS. Trust us, we’re from the NSA! If you believe that, we have a steaming pile of crap we’ll tell you is a Ferrari and you can buy it for only $1,000,000.00.

DA: Race not a factor in Aussie’s Oklahoma slaying. Here’s a case where DA obviously stands for DumbAss.

WWII vet, beaten by teens outside Eagles Lodge, dies. Our sincere thanks to this WWII Veteran who fought for the freedom of speech that our first post-racial President used to stir up the country about the death of Trayvon Martin. We also thank him for fighting for the freedom of expression these two cowards used to allegedly kill him in what has the appearance of an act of racial revenge. We won’t hold our breath waiting for Obama, Biden, Holder, Pelosi, Feinstein, Boxer, Jackson, Sharpton, Rangel, Waters, Hillary, or the Martins to say anything about what appears to be a racially motivated hate crime. Regardless if the motive was racial or a mugging gone bad, may Delbert Benton Rest In Peace, he didn’t deserve this.

Al Gore: Republicans tell me privately they believe in global warming. And Al Gore tells us, privately, that he believes in Fred Phelps and the message of his Westboro Church.

UPS won’t insure spouses of many employees. “You can keep your health plan!” Well, how about “You can keep your health plan!” ….but your wife can’t!

EXCLUSIVE: Feds are building a detective squad to target consumers and companies that don’t follow Obamacare’s rule We suggest they start by investigating the biggest Obamacare lawbreaker of all, Obama. How many Obamacare laws has he already illegally put off? A lot.

HOMELAND SECURITY EMPLOYEE’S HATE-FILLED WEBSITE TO PREPARE BLACKS FOR THE ‘INEVITABLE CLASH WITH THE WHITE RACE.’ The fact this guy is still employed by the Federal Government really tells us all we need to know about the Obama administration.

Gallup showing gigantic jump in the unemployment rate. From 7.7% to 8.9% in 30 days. Obama’s five-year effort to artificially inflate job numbers might be running out of steam.

Detroit going to the dogs… literally. There are an estimated 50,000 homeless dogs roaming the city in packs, attacking people, interrupting mail service, and no doubt turning all the squirrels into nervous wrecks.