I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Russia gave UN 100-page report blaming Syrian rebels for March sarin attack. The Russians submitted their report in July, before the current hullabaloo started, so this is not a response to current efforts by Obama to blame Assad for the August incident.

Meanwhile, a previous military intervention masterminded by Obama has gone to shit.

“We all thought Libya had moved on – it has, but into lawlessness and ruin.”

So much for cruise-missiling a country into radical Islamist hands. Doesn’t work out well for the country we bomb (oil production in Libya is zero) and doesn’t work out well for us either (ambassador dragged out of consulate and murdered).

McCain calls Chairman of the Joint Chiefs a liar. According to McCain, General Dempsey was being “disingenuous” when he said military intervention in Syria would be a “fool’s errand” and cost $1 billion a month. Another fool’s errand, we’ve heard, is trying to explain modern military reality to senile old video-poker addicts.

Al-Qaeda vows to slaughter Christians after U.S. liberates Syria. If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, the friend of my enemy is my enemy, and the enemy of my friend is my enemy, what is Barack Hussein Obama?

French President François Hollande is not the village idiot. Regardless of how he looks in news service photos.

Did you know Turkey caught Syrian rebels with sarin gas back in May? This jibes with intelligence reports that rebels accidentally caused the August chemical deaths by mishandling sarin weapons they received from the Saudis. This information is directly at odds with President Obama’s desire to bomb more Middle Easterners to install more Islamists in power, so expect the mainstream media to give it short shrift.

Nation’s only unionized strip joint closes. San Francisco’s Lusty Lady peep show became a workers’ cooperative in 2003 and the SEIU dancers put everything they had into the venture but it wasn’t enough… even though, as you can see from the picture, they had plenty to put.

The photograph John Kerry doesn’t want you to see. In 2009, when Kerry was on a congressional jaunt with his wife, they had a convivial dinner in Damascus with Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad… the man he now compares to Adolf Hitler.

Extreme Global Warming emergency affecting Peru and Bolivia. 33,000 people are stranded by winter snow and extreme cold, but somehow, some way, this is caused by AGW – we just know it.

Obama said “we would not put boots on the ground…” in his speech Saturday, but the authorization he sent to Congress for approval says:

“Authorization.- The President is authorized to use the Armed Forces of the United States as he determines to be necessary and appropriate in connection with the use of chemical weapons or other weapons of mass destruction in the conflict in Syria…”

Amateur Hour: Obama will seek congressional approval. Let’s summarize: Obama drew a “red line in the sand” and the Syrians stepped over it, so Obama said he was going to intervene militarily to teach them a lesson, but then the Brits told their prime minister, “No, hell no!” and now Obama has changed his mind and will seek congressional approval… while insisting he doesn’t need congressional approval and not bothering to call Congress into session (like the Brits did) so they can actually talk about it and, by the way, if he doesn’t get congressional approval he’s going to bomb the living shit out of Syria anyway for “humanitarian” reasons. Got all that?

China: Wife ‘Boils Husband In Pressure Cooker.’ Someone needs to outlaw these assault pressure cookers immediately! Where’s Dianne Feinstein when you need her?

Obama seeks military action in Syria. This should be titled Obama kicks can to Congress. After shooting his mouth off and failing to get any kind of consensus other than from his lackeys, this appears the only route he has to blame someone else.

Senate candidate Cory Booker and his imaginary friend T-Bone. This guy will fit right in when he gets to Washington, D.C. He can introduce his imaginary friend to Elizabeth Warren’s imaginary Indian family, listen to Richard Blumenthal’s imaginary Vietnam stories, appreciate Barack Obama’s imaginary birth certificate, and laugh at Joe Biden’s imaginary brain.

Todd’s American Dispatch: Feds forced churches to get baptism permits. Meanwhile Muslims evidently do not need permits to wash their feet in the same rivers.

U.S.: ‘High confidence’ that Syria chemical attack killed 1,429. “High confidence” probably means they’re effing clueless but Obama needs an excuse to help his Al Qaeda/Muslim Brotherhood buddies.

White House Considers Awarding Obamacare Subsidies, Intended For The Uninsured, To Labor Unions. So much for all you poor hippies that voted for Obama because you actually were dumb enough to think you’d be getting free Obamacare.

Two Decades Of Unprecedented Global Warming Has Left Arctic Ice Almost The Same As It Was 20 Years Ago. Looks like the new Arctic shipping route may have a problem.

Clinton: Continuing Racism Means Harder to Vote than Buy Assault Weapon: Clinton is an assault weapon. Just ask Jaunita Broaddrick. And as for his never ending straw cry of racism . . . would somebody please hand us a Bayer before this racist (as confirmed by the Obama 2008 campaign) blows up another aspirin factory.

Plunge: MSNBC Ratings in Free Fall. Evidently more people are watching Bonanza re-runs than MSLSD.

Police say wanted man shot self in the crotch. Speaking of gun control. This is just nuts!

HARVARD STUDY: GUN CONTROL IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE. No shit Sherlock!

America’s only black senator, a Republican, not invited to MLK event. Evidently a sitting Republican black US Senator isn’t black enough for the Democrats. We wonder what MLK would say about the exclusion?

Matthews On Republicans: “They Never Say Their Problem With Obama Is That He Is Black.” Yes, that was their problem with our first black president, Bill Clinton, too!

ACCUSED TEEN MURDERER CLAIMS THEY WERE BUYING CRACK FROM 88-YEAR-OLD WWII VET DELBERT BELTON. Sounds like the post-racial version of the dog ate my homework.